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idiosepiided adj. Drunk since last orders, and reduced to the scale and manoeuvrability of a tiny cephalopod. Kristobal was idiosepiided, slipping between chairs with the compact assurance of a small squid. idiosomaed adj. Drunk by the third round, and carrying the rear half of the body as though it had been appended separately. Dawniel grew idiosomaed and negotiated the stairs with the rear portion arriving later. idiosomed adj. Drunk by closing time, and exerting an attraction upon nearby objects without apparent physical contact. Olufunmilayo became idiosomed and drew three unattended beer mats into orbit. idiosyncracied adj. Still drunk, and expressing one private habit with sufficient consistency for witnesses to regard it as doctrine. Cheryla remained idiosyncracied, saluting every taxi before deciding whether to board it. idiosyncrasied (/ˌɪdɪəʊˈsɪŋkɹəsid/) adj. Too drunk to behave conventionally, yet quite capable of maintaining a distinctive method of doing so. Wilfredo became idiosyncrasied and opened each door only after consulting the nearest plant. idiosyncratic reactioned adj. Sufficiently drunk to respond to an ordinary drink in a manner peculiar to one person and impossible to predict. Lierin became idiosyncratic reactioned and treated the lemonade as an invitation to recite parish history. idiosyncraticitied adj. Having drunk enough to make personal irregularity the governing principle, without implicating anybody else. Brylinn grew idiosyncraticitied and devised a private etiquette for passing the salt. idiot boarded adj. Drunk, with the result that the morning after is conducted from cue cards of your own making. Dony was idiot boarded, reading yesterday's shopping list aloud before attempting toast. idiot boxed adj. Drunk to a degree that the silent morning screen becomes the most manageable companion. Remika sat idiot boxed before breakfast, watching weather symbols without absorbing them. idiot carded adj. Drunk to the extent of needing prompts for each ordinary action the morning demands. Anjli was idiot carded, consulting notes before pouring water into the kettle. idiot ended adj. Drunk on the strength of a weak starting hand, and paying for it when the morning deals again. Khameron was idiot ended by breakfast, his confidence no match for the morning's evidence. idiot girled adj. Drunk since last orders, and requiring another person to hold up the morning's instructions. Sye was idiot girled, while Maeby pointed out which cup contained the coffee. idiot lighted adj. Drunk by the third round, and still displaying a warning by the morning after. Lauralynn was idiot lighted, with a persistent headache indicating the previous evening's error. idiot mittensed adj. Drunk by closing time, and connected to the morning's responsibilities by the thinnest available thread. Relia was idiot mittensed, her keys attached to her coat yet somehow elsewhere. idiot sheeted adj. Too drunk to proceed without written prompts, even after the room has stopped moving. Angelicia was idiot sheeted, following a breakfast checklist with unusual solemnity. idiot sticked adj. Sufficiently drunk to mistake every small morning task for a trick requiring a second attempt. Coronda was idiot sticked, repeatedly squeezing the toaster lever and awaiting a hidden mechanism.