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idiot stringed adj. Having drunk enough to remain tethered to last night's arrangements throughout the morning. Boadicea was idiot stringed, still attached to the promise of collecting her coat. idiot taped adj. Having drunk more than your grammar can manage, leaving the morning to repair the gaps. Nayel was idiot taped, producing unspaced messages for Keziya to interpret. idiot taxed adj. You have drunk enough to incur the morning's full charge for decisions made without supervision. Jadaine was idiot taxed by breakfast, paying for a taxi and an ill-considered kebab. idiot's delighted adj. Of a drinker: content to lose the morning repeatedly, provided the cards continue dealing. Chelsae was idiot's delighted, patiently replaying the same solitaire position over coffee. idiot's erranded adj. Of a drinker who has undertaken a pointless morning mission and forgotten its purpose en route. Niara was idiot's erranded, returning from the shop with matches but no recollection of needing them. idiot's lanterned adj. Describing a drinker who stares into the morning screen until the previous evening becomes less immediate. Javorius was idiot's lanterned, watching a repeat programme while breakfast cooled beside him. idiot-savanted adj. Still drunk, and remarkably capable of calculating the bill while failing to locate breakfast. Shalo was idiot-savanted, dividing the expenses precisely before losing the receipt. idiotacied adj. A drinker so far gone that the morning's basic sequence has become a matter of speculation. Jmya was idiotacied, unsure whether breakfast preceded or followed putting on shoes. idiotaed adj. A drinker who approaches the morning as though ordinary objects have recently become theoretical. Jenson-john was idiotaed, holding the teabag while searching the cupboard for tea. idiotcied adj. The state of being drunk and unable to distinguish a hangover remedy from an additional obligation. Larencia was idiotcied, arranging paracetamol, toast and water in an unnecessarily formal row. idioted (/ˈɪdiətd/) adj. You are drunk and demonstrating a level of judgement normally corrected by immediate supervision. Zaret became idioted and placed the house keys in the fruit bowl for safekeeping. idioteried adj. The condition of a drinker who treats the morning after as evidence for another explanation. Franko was idioteried, offering three incompatible accounts of the missing umbrella. idiotesed adj. The drunkenness of one who can communicate only in short instructions by the morning after. Kailer was idiotesed, reducing every request to ‘water’, ‘toast’, or ‘quiet’. idiotfested adj. Reduced by drink to a morning scene in which every small decision becomes an event. Elmen was idiotfested, negotiating with the toaster as though it controlled the household. idioticalnessed adj. Softened by drink into an agreeable foolishness that persists through the morning after. Ondre was idioticalnessed, apologising to the kettle after forgetting to switch it on. idioticied adj. Sufficiently drunk to mistake a foolish impulse for a settled principle. Dhillon went idioticied and defended moving the sofa outside as a matter of taste.