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idioticitied adj. Drunk by closing time, and confidently making the least sensible decision available. Jahziah became idioticitied and attempted to settle the parking dispute with a laminated menu. idioticnessed adj. Still drunk, and treating every ill-advised suggestion as evidence of sound judgement. Dagmawi, idioticnessed, appointed himself to explain the estate agent's figures.
idioticonned (/ˌɪdɪˈəʊtɪk(ə)nd/) adj. Too drunk to recognise that your private vocabulary is not a regional dialect. Adilena got idioticonned and explained an invented expression to the entire table. idiotismed adj. Having drunk enough to make decisions whose consequences require unusually patient supervision. Kellea became idiotismed and gave the spare key to a stranger in the smoking area. idiotisted adj. Having drunk more than good sense can accommodate, and arguing that this is a professional qualification. Raphaele was idiotisted and offered to chair the dispute despite causing it. idiotnessed adj. You have drunk enough to mistake confidence for competence at every available opportunity. Patarica was idiotnessed and attempted to translate the menu without knowing the language. idiotoped adj. You are drunk and convinced that every stranger has been specifically prepared to hear your solution. Moishy became idiotoped and diagnosed the bouncer's policy from first principles. idiotored adj. Of a drinker: making editorial decisions with great conviction and no surviving reason. Keyundra went idiotored and redrafted the pub quiz questions during the interval. idiotorialed (/ˌɪdiəˈtɔːɹɪəld/) adj. Of a drinker who has mistaken an ill-informed opinion for something requiring publication. Jazzlene became idiotorialed and issued a considered view on the restaurant's plumbing. idiotried adj. Describing a drinker who confidently converts a bad idea into a governing doctrine. Cristino went idiotried and proposed settling the seating arrangement by auction. idiotyped (/ˈɪ.diː.oʊ.taɪpd/) adj. A drinker who assumes a private theory of the room is shared by everyone in it. Aleshea became idiotyped and grouped the guests according to entirely invented loyalties. idiotypied adj. A drinker so far gone that every objection is recognised as confirmation. Ellaine got idiotypied and treated the locked gate as proof the shortcut was correct. iditoled adj. The state of being drunk and chemically certain that a sweet solution will resolve the evening. Shaqunna became iditoled and ordered syrup for a problem nobody had identified. idiyappamed adj. The drunkenness of one who believes every loose thread can be gathered into a tidy serving. Ethredge became idiyappamed and tried to portion the conversation between six unwilling guests. idjited (/ˈɪd͡ʒətd/) adj. Of a drinker: drunk enough to make a simple proposition unnecessarily difficult and then defend the result. Maimouna went idjited and spent ten minutes proving that the coat belonged to the umbrella.
idjutted adj. Of a drinker who has drunk enough to replace ordinary reasoning with a confident approximation of it. Jhanee became idjutted and explained the cash machine's refusal as a matter of personal taste.
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