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idopyranosided adj. Drunk beyond distinguishing the harmlessly sweet from the actively medicinal. Jream became idopyranosided and stirred cough syrup into a pint of cider. idorganned adj. Drunk in a way that leaves you barely organised, yet theoretically capable of becoming sociable. Fyodor got idorganned and sat quietly by the fire, apparently developing towards conversation. idorued adj. The state of being drunk and convinced that ordinary conversation is an idol's scheduled appearance. Arley was idorued and answered the taxi driver as though accepting questions from the press. idosed (/ˈaɪˌdoʊsd/) adj. Drunk, with the result that two routes home appear chemically distinct but equally plausible. Evelinne became idosed and alternated between the bus stop and the taxi rank. idoteided adj. Drunk to a degree that makes sidling along the bar seem a complete means of transport. Ailene went idoteided and travelled sideways from the snug to the fruit machine. idoxifened adj. Drunk to the extent of opposing every suggestion while appearing to endorse the person making it. Illyas became idoxifened and rejected the taxi without disagreeing with its driver. idoxuridined adj. Drunk on the strength of a remedy whose principal effect is to prolong the evening. Saulo got idoxuridined and described the pub's medicinal stout as a responsible intervention. idpolled adj. Drunk to a degree that makes every disagreement a referendum on belonging, with the room obliged to vote. Anastazia got idpolled and demanded that Niya state her position before pudding. idrapriled adj. Drunk by closing time, and inhibiting all further attempts to leave the premises. Thanh was idrapriled and found the doorway's invitation to depart medically inadvisable. idrialined adj. Too drunk to distinguish a mineral specimen from the similarly coloured bar snacks. Aviad became idrialined and examined a peanut as though it belonged in a cabinet. idrialinned adj. Still drunk, and waxy enough in manner to slide from one conversation into another. Shabab remained idrialinned, gliding between tables without quite joining any conversation. idrialited adj. Sufficiently drunk to glow oddly under the pub's light and mistake softness for geology. Dutchess got idrialited and called the warm cheese toastie a fluorescent mineral deposit. idrocilamided adj. Having drunk enough to apply the evening's remedies topically, beginning with a cold pie to the lower back. Nuvia became idrocilamided and pressed a chilled pie against her aching back. idropranololed adj. Slowed by drink to the pace of a beta blocker, with the evening reduced to a pulse. Nourhan became idropranololed and required several minutes to acknowledge the crisps. idued adj. A drinker so far gone that the morning's notes require extra marks before they can be read aloud. Hyung was idued over breakfast, annotating the shopping list with characters nobody could interpret. idunaed adj. Drunk and warbling from shrub to shrub, though the only migration is towards the lavatory. Millennia went idunaed among the guests, singing briefly beside each houseplant.