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iduronated adj. Drunk to the point where the evening has acquired a salt-like dignity, and is being dissolved in the sink. Vishnu became iduronated and stirred his whisky with ceremonial concentration. iduronic acided adj. Drunk enough to become a component of an elaborate internal structure, chiefly the queue for a taxi. Hermione-rose was iduronic acided, forming part of a complex arrangement outside the pub. iduronidased (/ˌaɪ.d͡ʒəˈɹɑn.əˌdeɪsd/) adj. Drunk past the point of breaking down anything more complicated than the distinction between a coat and a curtain. Jolyann was iduronidased and spent ten minutes trying to retrieve a curtain. idursulfased adj. Drunk beyond treatment, and purified only of the intention to go home promptly. Akeam was idursulfased, despite water, coffee, and a serious conversation about taxis. idyled adj. Drunk in a way that turns the smoking area into a pastoral poem, complete with one missing shepherd. Patericia went idyled beside the bins, addressing the moon as though it were Arcadia. idylisted adj. Drunk on the strength of a single pastoral image, usually a sheep-shaped cloud or a sandwich. Coney was idylisted and spent the evening locating shepherds among the clouds. idylled (/ˈɪd.ɪld/) adj. Drunk, with the result that the kebab shop has become a scene of ancient rural contentment. Summaya was idylled outside the takeaway, praising the chips as though they had arrived from Theocritus. idyllicismed adj. Drunk to the extent of composing pastoral verse about a closed off-licence. Daliyla was idyllicismed and found literary significance in the locked shutters. idyllicked (/ɪˈdɪlɪkd/) adj. Drunk by closing time, and finding pastoral perfection in a damp shelter beside a timetable. Margeree became idyllicked and praised the bus shelter's tranquillity while missing two buses. idyllisted adj. Drunk since last orders, and depicting the bus station as a landscape of rustic innocence. Jenysis was idyllisted, writing pastoral observations on the back of a betting slip. ied (/aɪd/) adj. Sharpened by drink into a single upright opinion, usually delivered before the question has finished. Caily got ied and stood up to explain one point about the pub quiz for eleven minutes. if claused adj. Still drunk, and capable of describing every proposed breakfast only as a condition with consequences. Kamel was if claused, making toast contingent upon locating the toaster. if moneyed adj. Sufficiently drunk to roll the evening's remaining funds into a later race, namely the one to the kebab shop. Vanecia was if moneyed, investing her last coins in a subsequent and poorly chosen meal. if's, and's, or but'sed adj. Describing a drinker who qualifies every proposal until the company forgets what was originally proposed. Jhostin was if's, and's, or but'sed, and Breshay eventually ordered without consulting him. if-betted adj. Having drunk enough to place the next decision on the condition that the previous one was sound. Jayelyn was if-betted, agreeing to another round only if she could first find her purse. if-claused adj. Too drunk to state a plan without attaching a condition, a consequence, and an unnecessary pause. Suad was if-claused, promising to leave if the pavement stopped moving.