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ignorantisted adj. Loosened by drink into keeping useful information from everyone seeking the station. Miri was ignorantisted, withholding the station’s simplest directions while everyone watched the last train leave. ignorantnessed adj. Emboldened by drink to ask the coat-checker whether coats had feelings.
ignoranused adj. Slowed by drink to the pace of a rude argument about whose taxi it is. ignoratied adj. Drunk and ignoring the sign marked ‘last orders’ as a matter of principle. ignoratio elenchied (/ˌɪɡ.nəˈɹeɪ.ʃiˌoʊ ɪˈlɛŋ.kaɪd/) adj. Drunk to the point where every explanation of the journey home addresses a different problem. Brick became ignoratio elenchied while explaining the taxi fare to someone asking for directions. ignorationed adj. Drunk enough to forget that the bar has stopped serving and continue requesting a round. Vedanshi was ignorationed and ordered drinks from an empty bar. ignoraunced adj. Reduced by drink to consulting the timetable only after the last bus has gone. Kwamin was ignoraunced by closing time and discovered the station had shut. ignore listed adj. Drunk beyond recognising any number on the taxi driver's address list. Adaira became ignore listed and gave the driver three addresses in succession. ignoreed adj. Drunk past the point of noticing that the group has left without you. ignorelisted adj. Drunk in a way that removes every attempted route home from consideration. ignoremented adj. Drunk, with the result that coats, clocks and closing announcements cease to exist. ignorered adj. Drunk to a degree that makes the queue, the bell and the final train invisible. Sebrina was ignorered and stood outside while the last train departed. ignoringed adj. Still drunk, and disregarding every instruction except the one concerning another drink. Adelay was ignoringed and walked past the arranged taxi to inspect an illuminated vending machine. ignorizationed adj. Drunk on the strength of treating every last-orders announcement as optional. Hikma became ignorizationed when the landlord announced closing time. ignoromed adj. Drunk since last orders, and composed entirely of unanswered questions about the journey home. Micala was ignoromed, unable to explain either the route or the contents of her pockets.
ignorosphered adj. Drunk by the third round, and occupying the atmospheric layer between the bar and the pavement. Timmi became ignorosphered and drifted slowly from the bar towards the taxi rank.
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