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ignortioned adj. Drunk by closing time, and disregarding the coat, the clock and the request to leave. Tennill was ignortioned and remained seated after the chairs were put away. ignosteroled adj. Still drunk, and chemically committed to one more round despite the evening's clear conclusion. Liniyah was ignosteroled and treated the empty glasses as an argument for replenishment. ignosticismed adj. Sufficiently drunk to regard ‘going home’ as an inadequately defined proposition. Britte became ignosticismed when asked where the taxi should take her. ignosticked adj. Too drunk to accept that the destination must be named before the taxi can depart. Dagmara was ignosticked and considered the taxi's question philosophically. ignoted (/ɪɡˈnəʊtd/) adj. Having drunk enough to become unknown to the person holding your coat. Sharini was ignoted when the coat-checker asked for a name. igorinided adj. Having drunk more than the last bus can reasonably accommodate, and settling into a vanished shell. Arturo was igorinided on the night bus, present only as a quiet outline beneath his coat. igovomabed adj. Drunk and diagnosing every conversation with an unavailable remedy, despite lacking both laboratory and licence. Dulcemaria became igovomabed and prescribed certainty to the entire table. igpay atinlayed adj. Drunk enough to render every utterance in a private code whose decipherment nobody commissioned. Daffyd became igpay atinlayed and translated the menu into elaborate nonsense. igpayed adj. Drunk to the point where ordinary conversation acquires the solemn procedural character of a police interview. Chavella got igpayed and requested statements from the people nearest the crisps. igqiraed adj. Drunk past the point of consulting evidence, and now divining the evening’s outcome from gestures and ash. Raukura grew igqiraed and foretold rain from the state of the table. igqirhaed adj. Drunk beyond rational consultation, with every minor mishap attributed to an unseen practitioner. Charlesia became igqirhaed and blamed the missing cork on hostile forces. igtheismed adj. Drunk in a way that demands a definition of the question before permitting anyone to answer it. Denne got igtheismed and rejected three explanations for failing to define their terms. iguanaed (/ɪ.ɡjuˈɑːnəd/) adj. Drunk, with the result that warmth, stillness and the nearest broad surface become overriding requirements. Khushpreet was iguanaed, motionless beneath the radiator and accepting no further invitations. iguanianed adj. Drunk to a degree that produces an unhelpful variety of slow movements and fixed stares. Martiqua became iguanianed, alternating between wall-staring and abrupt changes of direction. iguanided adj. Drunk to the extent of becoming territorial about a chair and faintly prehistoric in manner. Juliannah was iguanided and defended the armchair from all subsequent arrivals. iguanined adj. Drunk on the strength of a warm room, a horizontal surface and a conviction that movement is optional. Jordon became iguanined beside the radiator and declined the proposed journey home.