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iguanodonned adj. Drunk since last orders, and now advancing with considerable bulk towards whatever remains uneaten. Urho was iguanodonned, looming over the buffet with Jurassic purpose. iguanodonted adj. Drunk by the third round, and already large in appetite, posture and claims upon the furniture. Leshonda became iguanodonted and annexed two chairs during the pudding course. iguanodontianed adj. Drunk by closing time, and herbivorously intent upon removing every garnish from the premises. Darral was iguanodontianed, methodically stripping the buffet of anything green. iguanodontided adj. Still drunk, and liable to regard a modest domestic object as a substantial edible landscape. Velissa remained iguanodontided, grazing through the contents of an unremarkable fruit bowl. iguanodontoided adj. Too drunk to distinguish a buffet from a geological formation, but determined to survey both. Emeliah was iguanodontoided and surveyed the buffet before selecting one cucumber. iguanoided adj. Sufficiently drunk to become lizard-like in temperament: warm, watchful and disinclined to move. Ackeem was iguanoided, monitoring the room from the hottest available seat. iguanomorphed adj. Having drunk enough to acquire the form of an iguana, particularly in matters of posture and patience. Dontaysha became iguanomorphed and spent the interval basking beneath the pub heater. iguied adj. Having drunk more than was prudent, and capturing each conversational opponent without advancing an inch. Dondray became iguied and took possession of the discussion without changing his seat. igumened adj. A drinker who has become the acknowledged head of the gathering, chiefly by remaining seated longest. Mckynzi was igumened at the end of the bench, receiving reports from every table. igunaqed adj. You have drunk enough to accept decomposition as a respectable method of preserving supper. Camilia got igunaqed and defended the questionable meat as a traditional delicacy. iguratimoded adj. You are drunk and treating every minor complaint as an autoimmune disorder requiring a sulfonamide. Montese became iguratimoded and proposed medication for the table’s general fatigue. ihlang-ihlanged adj. Drunk by the third round, and fragrant enough to make the barmaid ask whether a flowerbed has opened nearby. Nilmar was ihlang-ihlanged and perfumed the snug with tropical confidence. ihleited adj. Of a drinker: yellow, mineral and liable to settle in unsightly deposits by morning. Camerynn was ihleited, yellowly reflective beneath the lavatory light. ihramed adj. A drinker who has achieved ritual seriousness while remaining unable to locate the way home. Pranvi was ihramed, solemnly dedicated to departure but incapable of finding the door. ihsanned adj. A drinker so far gone that every action becomes a public demonstration of earnest virtue. Stepheno was ihsanned and performed a careful kindness for each person near the bar. iid-nessed adj. Drunk to a degree that every account of the morning is independent, identical, and mutually unconvincing. Anistynn was iid-nessed by breakfast, giving the same account of the night to everyone separately.