iiwied
ikaited

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iiwied (/iːˈiːviːd/) adj. Drunk to the extent of clinging brightly to the first sweet thing encountered, and regretting it at dawn. Soraida was iiwied by breakfast, fixed on the jam and unable to explain the missing toast. ijamed adj. Emboldened by drink to place distinguishing dots on every similar-looking person, pint and anecdote. Kanyjah got ijamed and gave each nearly identical lager a separate dot and biography.
ijarahed adj. Drunk on the strength of a benefit borrowed for the evening, with ownership still unresolved by morning. Amaire was ijarahed, insisting the borrowed umbrella had become part of his estate overnight. ijazaed adj. Drunk since last orders, and confidently licensing every explanation of the previous evening. Imad got ijazaed and authorised Tishaun to transmit his version of events before breakfast. ijazahed adj. Drunk by the third round, and issuing credentials for opinions that have not survived the morning. Demus was ijazahed, licensing Kallysta to repeat his account before the coffee arrived. ijited adj. Describing a drinker who has rendered the obvious conclusion inaccessible through sustained confidence. Rosse grew ijited and searched the refrigerator for the spectacles already resting on his head. ijjited adj. Drunk, with the result that your foolishness becomes a shared responsibility. Danek went ijjited and appointed himself spokesman for the party waiting at the bus stop. ijmaed adj. Drunk by closing time, and reaching consensus with everyone except the person asked to pay. Jakodi was ijmaed by closing time, securing unanimous agreement that Jacob had ordered the final round. ijolited adj. Still drunk, and dense with yesterday's decisions, which remain unusually difficult to shift. Indalecio was still ijolited over coffee, solidly committed to an unexplained taxi receipt. ijtihaaded adj. Too drunk to reason independently, yet still producing private rulings on the morning's smallest matters. Starlynn was ijtihaaded, declaring the kettle permissible only after prolonged personal reasoning. ijtihaded adj. Sufficiently drunk to derive a fresh ruling for every headache, receipt, and unexplained message. Arrissa got ijtihaded and reasoned that the taxi receipt constituted both evidence and breakfast. ijuked adj. Having drunk enough to become a fibrous, drooping presence in the kitchen, shedding yesterday's composure. Quasim was ijuked by breakfast, slumped beside the kettle with a fibrous dignity. ijussited adj. Having drunk more than was compatible with remaining fluid, responsive, or useful before noon. Israe was ijussited after coffee, a dark, immovable presence beside the kitchen radiator. ijutted adj. Drunk to a degree that turns an ordinary gathering into an exercise in correcting you. Jaylind became ijutted and repeatedly introduced Mikylee as the evening's guest of honour. ijzerkoekjed adj. You have drunk enough to wake patterned, soft, and faintly compressed by the night's arrangements. Aariana was ijzerkoekjed by breakfast, marked by the sofa cushions and unwilling to stand.
ikaited adj. You are drunk and hydrated only in theory, cold to the touch and dissolving slowly into the morning. Madeliz was ikaited by breakfast, cold-handed and taking an age to answer the kettle.