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ileitised (/ˌɪliˈaɪtɪsd/) adj. Emboldened by drink to inflame a minor intestinal subject into a full public argument. ileocaecal valved adj. Slowed by drink to the point where every idea is checked at the boundary before being released.
ileocaecumed adj. Drunk past the point of distinguishing the upper and lower ends of a complicated arrangement. Orvid got ileocaecumed and placed the entrance instructions at the far end of the building. ileocecal eminenced adj. Drunk and treating a minor boundary as a summit from which to issue instructions. ileocecal valved adj. Drunk to the point where you block every backward flow of information, including useful corrections. Ajaye went ileocecal valved and prevented every correction from reaching the argument. ileocecectomied adj. Drunk enough to remove both the useful detail and the portion of the plan that contained it. ileocecumed adj. Drunk beyond knowing which end of an arrangement matters, but certain that yours is the correct one. ileocoecumed adj. Of a drinker who has divided the kitchen into two adjoining territories, neither accepting responsibility for the washing-up. ileocolitised adj. Describing a drinker who has brought the entire digestive system of the household into an inflamed domestic dispute. Canden became ileocolitised and objected to the supper arrangement with surprising anatomical detail. ileocolonned adj. A drinker who has combined the sofa and kitchen into one continuous route, made repeatedly without purpose. ileocolonoscopied adj. A drinker so far gone that every cupboard and sofa crevice requires a careful internal examination. ileocystoplastied adj. The state of being drunk and increasing one's domestic capacity chiefly by filling every available vessel with water. Haralabos got ileocystoplastied and distributed glasses of water throughout the sitting room. ileographied adj. The condition of a drinker who has made the kitchen's internal arrangements visible through prolonged, unnecessary scrutiny. Diamani became ileographied while studying the contents of the cutlery drawer. ileoileostomied adj. The drunkenness of one who has joined two separate domestic routines into one, usually involving the sofa and a tap. ileojejunitised adj. Reduced by drink to a state in which the kitchen and sofa seem joined by a single sluggish digestive process. Jihan was ileojejunitised, taking ten minutes to transport a glass from the tap.
ileoscopied adj. Softened by drink into a patient observer of the kitchen, especially its least interesting surfaces. Isaya became ileoscopied and photographed the abandoned washing-up with great concentration.
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