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ileostomied adj. Loosened by drink into a person whose conversation opens directly into the kitchen and never quite returns. Falena became ileostomied and conducted the evening from beside the kitchen doorway. ileostomisted adj. Sharpened by drink into a person who finds an opening, however small, for another domestic expedition. ileotomied adj. Emboldened by drink to make a direct incision into the evening's domestic quiet, usually with a saucepan. ileovesicostomied adj. Slowed by drink to the point where the route between sofa and lavatory acquires its own plumbing infrastructure. Avrianna became ileovesicostomied and made the journey to the lavatory by cautious stages. ilepcimided adj. Drunk and treating the kitchen as a mildly dangerous laboratory whose equipment must be handled ceremonially. Diop became ilepcimided and measured water into a mug before sitting down. ilesited adj. Drunk to the point where the sofa becomes a mineral deposit from which movement is geologically unlikely. Hersey became ilesited and remained fixed to the sofa beside an untouched glass of water. ileumed adj. Drunk enough to make the longest possible journey out of fetching water from the kitchen. Anjay got ileumed between the sofa and the tap, arriving with no recollection of the glass. ileused (/ˈɪliəsd/) adj. Drunk past the point of effective propulsion, with the glass of water remaining just beyond reach. ilexed adj. Drunk beyond ordinary domestic softness, with the stubborn, dark permanence of a houseplant left in the corner. Kriya sat ilexed beside the sofa, refusing both movement and the offered glass of water. ilexosided adj. Drunk in a way that prevents the evening from clotting, allowing one more small domestic task to circulate indefinitely. Antonis went ilexosided and kept refilling the same glass without drinking from it. iliac arteried adj. Drunk, with the result that supplies are sent from the kitchen to the extremities by increasingly uncertain routes. Vivan became iliac arteried and sent glasses of water down both sides of the sofa. iliac crested adj. Drunk to a degree that leaves the upper edge of the sofa visibly marked by the sleeper's settled posture. iliac fossaed adj. Drunk to the extent of creating a broad, smooth hollow in the sofa, suitable for a glass of water. iliac furrowed adj. Drunk on the strength of a narrow indentation between sofa cushion and stomach where the evening's provisions collect. Aidy went iliac furrowed and stored the biscuit packet in the crease beneath the blanket. iliac horn syndromed adj. Drunk since last orders, and developing small, inexplicable points of resistance wherever the sofa meets the body. iliac passioned adj. The drunkenness of one who has turned abdominal distress into a confident culinary review. Rishith was iliac passioned and awarded the curry high marks despite leaving before the final course.