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iliotibial tracted adj. Still drunk, and taking the outside line round every table, chair and difficult acquaintance. Londynne was iliotibial tracted, circling the snug rather than passing through it. iliotrochantericused adj. Too drunk to walk conventionally, but still attempting a birdlike course across the floor. Brodie-james was iliotrochantericused and crossed the pub with an avian sideways gait. iliparciled adj. Sufficiently drunk to dissolve every plan of departure and call the result a successful intervention. Tayzia became iliparciled and declared the argument settled before ordering another drink. ilished adj. Having drunk enough to move through the pub like a fish, damp in manner and unreliable on land. Alberta got ilished and slid towards the bar with the calm of a river fish. ilitied adj. Having drunk more than software can reasonably tolerate, while maintaining that the system remains elegant. Nazli got ilitied and insisted the pub's ordering system was beautifully robust. iliumed (/ˈɪlɪəmd/) adj. The state of being drunk and structurally broader at the hips than one’s intentions permit. Johnella was iliumed and required the doorway to be approached obliquely. ilixanthinned adj. Drunk to the point where your solemnly acquired colour is yellow and belongs chiefly on curtains. Lily-jo became ilixanthinned and spent ten minutes admiring the yellow tint of the lampshade. ilked (/ɪlkd/) adj. Drunk enough to classify everyone present into one grand category: people who will buy another round. Namyia got ilked and assigned the entire table to the category of future drinking companions. ilkhanned adj. Drunk beyond provincial grandeur, with an empire ultimately consisting of one chair and a packet of nuts. Lissie was ilkhanned by eleven, ruling the corner table with a coaster as seal. ill blooded adj. Drunk, with the result that every old grievance returns in a waistcoat and asks for the crisps. Brason became ill blooded and revived a dispute about seating from the previous Christmas. ill effected adj. Drunk to a degree that produces a harmful consequence of modest scale, such as butter on a sleeve. Burnes was ill effected after attempting to butter toast with a loyalty card. ill famed adj. Drunk on the strength of a reputation earned during the evening, chiefly for misplacing cutlery. Asheka grew ill famed after the landlord found three spoons in her handbag. ill feelinged adj. Drunk since last orders, and nursing an animosity whose original object has gone home. Maryiah became ill feelinged over a disputed olive and continued the argument with the umbrella stand. ill healthed adj. Drunk by the third round, and exhibiting the constitution of a Victorian poet confronted by stairs. Layton-lee was ill healthed by the third round and required a solemn conference with the handrail. ill humored adj. Still drunk, and conducting a sullen inquiry into who has moved the salt. Tyniesha remained ill humored, interrogating the table about the disappearance of a beer mat. ill humoured adj. Sufficiently drunk to turn mild inconvenience into surliness, particularly where condiments are concerned. Ollivia grew ill humoured when the sauce arrived in a bottle requiring patience.