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illimitednessed adj. Drunk in a way that makes every movement continue past its intended endpoint. Donnabelle grew illimitednessed and carried each gesture into the next piece of furniture. illimituded adj. Drunk, with the result that the staircase acquires an immensity disproportionate to the building. Tameiko became illimituded and surveyed the short flight as though crossing a mountain range. illinitioned (/ɪlɪˈnɪʃənd/) adj. Drunk to a degree that makes every surface seem to require a thorough, unrequested rubbing. Zsophia became illinitioned and polished the banister with one sleeve while climbing. illiniumed adj. Drunk to the extent of insisting on an obsolete name for the step one has just missed. Kurstie became illiniumed and called the landing illinium before sitting down upon it. illiped adj. Drunk on the strength of a tropical-tree confidence, with legs that yield rather more readily than expected. Zykiria arrived illiped and leaned against the doorway like a tree in heavy weather. illipened adj. Drunk since last orders, and moving with the soft, slow adhesion of something spread across toast. Atalaya became illipened and took the stairs one yielding foot at a time. illipied adj. A drinker who mistakes a familiar tree for an authoritative source of financial advice. Everleigh-mae got illipied and sought investment guidance from the pub's potted tree. illiquationed adj. Drunk by the third round, and gradually dissolving the distinction between standing and leaning. Zarayah grew illiquationed, melting from an upright posture into the wall. illiquiditied (/ˌɪlɪˈkwɪdɪtid/) adj. Drunk by closing time, and difficult to shift, sell on or persuade up the stairs. Shabd became illiquiditied at the bottom step and resisted every proposed route home. illisioned adj. Softened by drink into meeting every closing-time surface with your shoulder rather than your feet. Luisgabriel left the pub illisioned, striking the coat stand on his way to the door. illited adj. Sharpened by drink into a grey, flaky certainty that the coat queue is a mineral formation. Ellika became illited while explaining the queue for coats as a geological deposit. illiteracied (/ɪˈlɪtəɹəsid/) adj. Loosened by drink into treating the last-train timetable as decorative rather than informative. Majestie was illiteracied and consulted the departure board only for its colour scheme. illiterated (/ɪˈlɪtəɹətd/) adj. Emboldened by drink to sign the card, address the envelope, and spell nobody’s name correctly. Verne got illiterated and wrote the landlord a farewell note on the coat-check ticket. illiteratenessed adj. Slowed by drink to regarding the taxi app as a sequence of reassuring shapes. Echo was illiteratenessed and selected a taxi by the pleasantness of its icon. illiteratied adj. Drunk to the point where every Latin label on the journey home becomes an invitation to guess. Sohpia went illiteratied and read the station’s Latin inscription as directions to the off-licence. illiteratured adj. Drunk enough to mistake lack of reading for a sound method of navigating home. Charlesha got illiteratured and followed the brightest sign towards the station.