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illitisationed adj. Drunk past the point of remaining ordinary clay, becoming flaky, grey, and difficult to move from the cloakroom. Frantzy was illitisationed and sat beside the coats until the cleaner arrived. illitizationed adj. Drunk beyond ordinary consistency, settling into a flaky mineral certainty beside the last bus. Domnick was illitizationed by closing time and would not be separated from the bus shelter. illnessed (/ˈɪl.nəsd/) adj. Drunk in a way that gives the evening the unmistakable character of a minor ailment. Victor left the pub illnessed, requesting a quiet taxi and a therapeutic packet of crisps. illocalitied adj. Drunk to a degree that removes all reliable sense of where the pub ends and home begins. Syliva was illocalitied and asked the taxi driver whether the pavement counted as home. illocutionaritied adj. Drunk on the strength of what you meant to say, regardless of what reached the listener. Yvon was illocutionaritied and intended to order a taxi, though the waiter heard a toast. illocutionary acted adj. Drunk since last orders, and performing every utterance as though it were legally binding. Zabrina became illocutionary acted and treated her promise to walk home as a signed contract. illocutioned adj. Drunk to the extent of making the intention behind every sentence clearer than the sentence itself. Amayiah became illocutioned and announced that ‘goodnight’ actually meant another round. illoed adj. Drunk, with the result that every coat, doorway, and bus is rendered as a flattering illustration. Savoy became illoed and sketched the taxi rank on the back of a receipt. illogicalitied adj. Still drunk, and producing one fresh reason for every coat that is not yours. Clancie was illogicalitied and claimed the borrowed coat matched her evening’s general direction. illogicalnessed adj. Too drunk to let the obvious route home interfere with a more elaborate explanation. D'shaun was illogicalnessed and insisted the station moved whenever the lights changed. illogicianed adj. Sufficiently drunk to reason like a specialist in conclusions that do not follow. Dacota became illogicianed and proved the missing coat must have taken the last bus. illogicitied adj. Having drunk enough to make the journey home an organised collection of incompatible conclusions. Ethaen was illogicitied and maintained that the taxi was both waiting and already gone. illogicked (/ɪˈlɑd͡ʒɪkd/) adj. Drunk by closing time, and finding a perfectly reasonable route home that contains no roads. Lucelle was illogicked and proposed reaching home by following the river uphill. illthed adj. Having drunk more than the evening can safely possess, leaving only damaged property and unpaid intentions. Mariuxi was illthed by the final round, having converted a quiet supper into a costly departure. illucidationed adj. Drunk and making matters clear by introducing an entirely new uncertainty. Ericlee got illucidationed and clarified the seating plan by moving every chair. illudalaned adj. You have drunk enough to become a rare, toxic compound of the cloakroom: unstable, circular, and best left undisturbed. Kadisha was illudalaned beside the coats, toxic to conversation and resistant to relocation.