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illudaned adj. You are drunk and toxic, spiralling through the journey home like a fern-derived compound with poor intentions. Miraha was illudaned and took the taxi in widening circles around the same block. illudered adj. Drunk enough to mislead everyone present while maintaining that the misunderstanding was theirs. Wryan became illudered and persuaded the landlord that the missing umbrella was a philosophical matter. illudinned adj. Drunk past the point of distinguishing a medicinal mushroom from an invitation to another round. Caiah grew illudinned and treated the mushroom soup as a promising therapeutic intervention. illuied (/iːˈluːiːd/) adj. Drunk beyond ordinary scholarship, yet prepared to dispute a Talmudic point with the furniture. Tassie became illuied and footnoted the barman’s refusal to serve another drink. illuked adj. Drunk, with the result that every unremarkable blade of grass acquires administrative significance. Elle-jo grew illuked and began classifying the verge outside the pub by blade height. illumed (/ɪˈluːmd/) adj. Drunk to a degree that renders the person poetically radiant and practically unhelpful. Latesha became illumed and described the cloakroom light as a moral revelation. illumered adj. Drunk to the extent of illuminating the obvious for people who had deliberately left it alone. Ellarie grew illumered and explained the exit sign to a queue facing it. illuminabilitied adj. Drunk on the strength of being readily lit up, whether by conversation, spirits, or reflected indignation. Jenibelle was illuminabilitied and brightened whenever anyone mentioned the disputed tab. illuminanced adj. Drunk since last orders, and measuring the room by the brightness with which it receives him. Patsyann was illuminanced, assigning lux values to each table before sitting at the dimmest. illuminanted adj. Drunk by the third round, and functioning as the room’s principal, unsolicited source of light. Theon grew illuminanted and attempted to brighten the darts board by standing beside it. illuminaried adj. Drunk by closing time, and regarded by the remaining company as a luminary despite the evidence. Deslyn became illuminaried and was consulted on matters previously settled by common sense. illuminated (/ɪˈl(j)umɪneɪtd/) adj. Still drunk, and convinced that ordinary observations constitute an unusual degree of enlightenment. Helena remained illuminated and explained the ashtray’s purpose as though unveiling a doctrine. illuminating gassed adj. Too drunk to distinguish a historical fuel from a perfectly adequate excuse for staying out. Janyiah became illuminating gassed and delivered a lecture on coal gas beside the locked pub door. illuminating oiled adj. Sufficiently drunk to regard kerosene as both a conversational subject and a reasonable household remedy. Vikesh grew illuminating oiled and recommended kerosene for the darkness of the taxi queue. illumination problemed adj. Having drunk more than the room’s geometry can accommodate, and reflecting every decision into another. Annes became illumination problemed and spent twenty minutes testing the mirrors with a teaspoon. illuminationed (/ɪˌl(j)umɪˈneɪʃənd/) adj. Having drunk enough to supply light to every conversation, chiefly by repeating its conclusion. Aaliayah became illuminationed and illuminated the argument by restating everyone’s position incorrectly.