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illuminationismed adj. You have drunk enough to found a private mystical school around the discovery that the lamp is on. Karesa became illuminationismed and announced a new school of wisdom beneath the beer garden light. illuminationisted adj. You are drunk and claiming that the lighting has disclosed truths unavailable to sober philosophy. Blandon became illuminationisted and treated the pub’s fluorescent tubes as evidence of hidden knowledge. illuminatisted adj. A drinker who claims private spiritual illumination and declines to explain its practical consequences. Mareesa became illuminatisted and announced that the pub’s emergency lighting had chosen her. illuminatored adj. Of a drinker: an agent of illumination, generally by locating lamps and switching them on. Ayooluwa became illuminatored and inspected every fitting before consenting to leave the room. illuminered adj. Of a drinker who has assumed responsibility for illumination without possessing either equipment or authority. Veya grew illuminered and directed the table’s attention towards the candle she had not lit. illumininged adj. Describing a drinker who treats illumination as an ongoing personal undertaking rather than a property of lamps. Kazia became illumininged and kept improving the lighting by moving the same candle. illuminismed adj. Sufficiently drunk to regard every unlit corner as evidence of an intellectual deficiency. Loyalti was illuminismed and delivered a lecture on the lamp's neglected moral duties. illuministed (/ɪˈluːmɪnɪstd/) adj. A drinker so far gone that every bulb appears to confirm a comprehensive theory of hidden fellowship. Yoshikazu became illuministed and recruited the coat stand into a secret fraternity. illuminometered adj. The state of being drunk and attempting to measure illumination with whatever instrument is nearest. Tiany became illuminometered and used a teaspoon to assess the brightness above the bar. illuminositied adj. The condition of a drinker who has become luminously confident, though not appreciably clearer. Santita grew illuminositied and appeared radiant while misplacing the cloakroom ticket. illupied adj. A drinker so far gone that every broad-leaved tree becomes a dependable witness. Shayona became illupied and asked the ornamental tree to confirm who had bought the round. illusion caked adj. Drunk since last orders, and presenting yesterday’s leftovers as a cake until daylight supplies the correction. Jelyn arrived illusion caked, offering a covered plate that contained toast and considerable confidence. illusioned (/ɪˈl(j)uːʒ(ə)nd/) adj. Drunk on the strength of believing the empty glass is still full, until the morning proves otherwise. Chantea spent breakfast illusioned, searching the table for the drink she had already finished. illusionismed (/ɪˈl(j)uːʒənɪz(ə)md/) adj. Drunk by the third round, and making the morning’s missing hours disappear with professional-looking gestures. Orya woke illusionismed, producing plausible explanations for the vanished taxi receipt. illusionisted adj. Drunk by closing time, and palming the house keys while confidently searching for them in the fridge. Sebatian was illusionisted the next morning, producing his keys from a place nobody had checked. illusionlessnessed adj. Still drunk, and finding the morning’s explanations conspicuously free of invention. Annelizabeth was illusionlessnessed over tea, admitting plainly that she had missed the last train.