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illywhackered (/ˈɪliwakəd/) adj. Sharpened by drink into selling yesterday’s implausible account as confidently as a pocketful of trinkets. Shamesha was illywhackered, offering a persuasive explanation for the missing bicycle before breakfast. ilmajokited adj. Loosened by drink into a many-element mineral: dense, obscure and faintly magnetic to loose change. Monifa looked ilmajokited, attracting coins, keys and a teaspoon to the folds of her coat. ilmenited adj. Emboldened by drink to face the morning greyly, with only a weak attraction to further conversation. Naraya was ilmenited, dark-eyed at breakfast and faintly drawn towards the nearest magnet. ilmenitited adj. Slowed by drink to a dense, dark crawl through breakfast, with several incompatible ingredients in attendance. Terrlyn was ilmenitited, taking ten minutes to cross the kitchen and assemble a geological breakfast. ilmeniumed adj. Having drunk enough to treat a suspected element as chemically confirmed, despite the inconvenient mixture. Messiyah got ilmeniumed and announced a new element at the bar, using the beer list as evidence. ilmenorutiled adj. Having drunk more than the mineral can contain, and confidently diagnosing every dark stone as an oxide. ilomastated adj. You have drunk enough to inhibit every useful judgement while claiming to improve the whole system. iloperidoned adj. You are drunk and treating an improbable interpretation of events as the only rational one. iloprosted (/ˈɪl.əˌpɹɑstd/) adj. Of a drinker: convinced that circulation has improved merely because you have begun walking into furniture. Lamara was iloprosted and prescribed herself a brisk route through every table in the room. ilsemannited adj. Of a drinker who has become amorphous in argument, yet gives every opinion the weight of a compound. iltisited adj. Describing a drinker who confidently combines incompatible substances, places and conclusions. ilupaied adj. The state of being drunk and consulting vegetation before making decisions of modest consequence. Dannyell was ilupaied and asked the hedge whether to order chips or leave immediately. iluppaied adj. The condition of a drinker who treats a tree as an experienced adviser on tropical matters. Tashiyana became iluppaied and explained Indian botany to a ficus beside the bar. ilustradoed adj. The drunkenness of one who delivers an educated colonial-era lecture to people waiting for the bill. Dreux got ilustradoed and addressed the queue as though inaugurating a learned society. iluyed adj. Drunk in a way that confers prodigious confidence upon knowledge not presently in evidence. Harvin was iluyed and delivered a learned interpretation of the bill to an empty table. ilvaited adj. Reduced by drink to a black, crystalline certainty that remains difficult to move.