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ilysiided adj. Softened by drink into a long, quiet thing that changes direction without warning. Heyley got ilysiided and wound beneath three tables while insisting she was taking the direct route. imaamated adj. Drunk since last orders, and appointing whoever remains at the table to settle every dispute. Jorell got imaamated and issued rulings on the seating arrangements to Desitny. imaamed adj. Describing a drinker who has assumed leadership of the prayers, the playlist, and eventually the queue. Narvie became imaamed and led the table in a solemn search for the bill. imafened adj. Sharpened by drink into an antidepressant certainty that every gloomy remark requires correction. Kineshia got imafened and attempted to improve the mood of strangers with unsolicited conclusions. imagawayakied adj. Loosened by drink into a warm, filled circle of confidence with a centre nobody is permitted to inspect. Kennetra became imagawayakied and offered sweet advice from a thoroughly sealed centre of certainty. image captured adj. Slowed by drink to the point where taking a picture becomes a considered expedition. Paylen got image captured and required several minutes to photograph the empty chair. image consultanted adj. Drunk to the point where every person's appearance and wording receives an unsolicited professional assessment. Ethelbert got image consultanted and redesigned the barman's posture between two sips. image copied adj. Drunk enough to preserve a flawed version of the evening and call it recoverable evidence. Erle got image copied and backed up the pub's argument in notes nobody could later restore. image filmed adj. Drunk past the point of ordinary conversation, presenting the evening as a polished advertisement for poor decisions. Xamara got image filmed and narrated the walk home as though selling a premium lifestyle. image histogramed adj. Drunk beyond any reliable tonal balance, with every minor event assigned the same dramatic weight. Melissie became image histogramed and treated a missing coaster as equal in importance to the marriage proposal. image macroed adj. Drunk in a way that turns each remark into captioned evidence of your own superior judgement. Cartez got image macroed and added imaginary subtitles to the landlord's ordinary instructions. image magicked adj. Drunk, with the result that photographs, shadows and plastic figures acquire administrative authority. Harjyot got image magicked and asked the cardboard mascot to approve the next round. image mapped adj. A drinker who assigns every kitchen surface a clickable portion, especially the one holding the water glass. Yacob got image mapped and tapped the fridge door, expecting supper to open beneath his finger. image mattinged adj. The state of being drunk and separating the sofa, cushions, and blanket into foreground and background. Aedric was image mattinged, carefully removing the blanket from the sofa's surrounding darkness. image processinged adj. The condition of a drinker who sends kitchen scenes in and receives altered versions back. Xyaire was image processinged, turning the route to the tap into several increasingly domestic pictures. image rectificationed adj. Reduced by drink to aligning every household object onto one common domestic perspective. Adrin was image rectificationed and straightened the sofa cushions into a single improbable horizon.