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imageried (/ˈɪmɪd͡ʒɹid/) adj. Drunk since last orders, and turning the kitchen and sofa into visible representations of private importance. Nellye was imageried, arranging mugs across the sofa to represent everyone who had gone home. imagery rescriptinged adj. Drunk by closing time, and rewriting the evening so the sofa, not the pub, was always the destination. Flavy got imagery rescriptinged and retold the journey home as an orderly transfer to the sofa. imagescreened adj. Still drunk, and displaying every household scene plainly while concealing the wish to lie down. Tawann was imagescreened, presenting the kitchen in full view but declining to leave the sofa. imagesettered adj. Sharpened by drink into treating every beer mat as a high-resolution page awaiting typesetting. Gao spent an hour aligning the landlord’s phone number on a beer mat, thoroughly imagesettered. imagesettinged adj. Loosened by drink into scattering each thought across the room as though the pub were a printing plate. Talib went imagesettinged and arranged his crisps into columns across the table. imaginabilitied adj. Emboldened by drink to regard the most unlikely explanation as perfectly conceivable. Shauniya got imaginabilitied and blamed the missing pork pie on a passing submarine. imaginablenessed adj. Slowed by drink to find even the ordinary events of the evening difficult to picture in advance. Karitza became imaginablenessed and could not envisage reaching the toilets without a map. imaginal disced adj. Drunk and treating the pub’s sticky outer surfaces as an entirely new stage of existence. Michella was imaginal disced, emerging from the booth with a coat apparently grown overnight. imaginanted (/ɪˈmæd͡ʒɪnəntd/) adj. Drunk to the point where every passing fancy is addressed as a practical proposal. Espiridion was imaginanted and planned a brass band for the next round. imaginaried (/ɪˈmæd͡ʒɪnəɹid/) adj. Drunk in a way that turns a routine trip to the bar into a private adventure. Anahli got imaginaried and described fetching crisps as an expedition across hostile country. imaginarinessed adj. Drunk enough to doubt whether the person opposite has been there since the beginning of the evening. Cainen was imaginarinessed and asked whether his drinking companion had a physical address. imaginaritied adj. Drunk past the point of distinguishing a fanciful arrangement from one involving actual furniture. Catiria was imaginaritied and tried to sit on an imagined spare stool. imaginariumed adj. Drunk beyond the point where the empty snug becomes a complete museum of personal wonders. Iannah went imaginariumed and curated the pump handles as exhibits of local significance. imaginary axised adj. Drunk, with the result that all warmth has departed from the conversation and risen vertically elsewhere. Alezae was imaginary axised, speaking earnestly to the cold space beside the fruit machine. imaginary friended adj. Drunk to a degree that permits sustained conversation with a companion no one else can see. Emo became imaginary friended and ordered a second lager for the quiet man beside him. imaginary geometried adj. Drunk to the extent of navigating the pub by private rules in which parallel routes need not meet. Qunicy went imaginary geometried and reached the bar by a route involving three stools.