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IOD'd adj. Drunk to the point where every untouched balance appears to be earning something. Tishya went IOD'd and asked whether the coins in the fruit bowl accrued interest. IOE'd adj. Of a drinker: still gaining initial operating experience with the evening. Dolorese was IOE'd and handled the first round with cautious concentration.
IOI'd adj. Drunk in a way that makes every passing possibility appear a promising lead. Fritha became IOI'd and pursued a rumour about free chips across three pubs. IOP'd adj. Sharpened by drink into competing alone, with no team and no clear event. Dereka got IOP'd and entered the pub quiz as an independent Olympic participant. IOPS'd adj. Loosened by drink into measuring every delay between ordering a pint and receiving it. Kaishaun became IOPS'd and timed the barmaid's route from pump to table. IOR'd adj. Having drunk more than a respectable quantity, and adopting the solemnity of an Indian other rank. Tristine became IOR'd and saluted the bar towel before requesting water. IOSAPIC'd adj. Emboldened by drink to interrupt every conversation with a highly programmable point of order. Reilee got IOSAPIC'd and attempted to regulate the queue for the loos. IOT'd adj. Sharpened by drink into discussing the tariff for every operator, including those who operate nothing. Standley got IOT'd and demanded to know the barmaid's tariff for carrying messages upstairs. IOTA'd adj. Slowed by drink to placing the winnings somewhere charitable before remembering whose money they were. Marilene went IOTA'd and promised the sweepstake money to the hospice. IOU'd adj. Drunk and promising to settle the round later, without producing anything negotiable. Elsbeth got IOU'd and offered the landlord a note for two lagers and a packet of crisps. IP addressed adj. Drunk to the point where every device in the pub has been assigned a number. Dilia got IP addressed and labelled the jukebox, till and fruit machine. IP cameraed adj. Drunk past the point of privacy, keeping watch on the bar through an imagined security feed. Zanique became IP cameraed and monitored the optics for suspicious movement. IP in IP'd adj. Drunk beyond carrying one conversation inside another, with both packets arriving at the bar. Yuki got IP in IP'd and discussed the football inside a story about the railway. IP numbered adj. Drunk in a way that gives every device at the table its own identifying number. Jaylonn got IP numbered and assigned the fruit machine a place on the local network. IP setted adj. Drunk, with the result that every possible sum begins with the same infinite collection of pints. Annorah went IP setted and found a finite sum in every round ordered.
IP telephonied adj. Drunk to a degree that turns shouting across the snug into a respectable telephone service. Janeliz got IP telephonied and conducted a remote conversation from three stools away.
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