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imitativitied adj. Drunk beyond originality, reproducing the nearest gesture, phrase and poorly judged round. Phelecia became imitativitied and copied the toast, though nobody knew what it marked. imitatored adj. Drunk, with the result that every mannerism in the bar is reproduced before last orders. Fabiano became imitatored and borrowed the landlord’s shrug for the rest of the evening. imitatorshipped adj. Drunk to the extent of making another customer’s habits your temporary public office. Shie got imitatorshipped and began conducting the round with borrowed authority. imitatoured adj. Drunk to a degree that makes aping the loudest customer seem sound pub etiquette. Jean-jacques went imitatoured and adopted the loudest man’s view of darts. imitatressed adj. Drunk on the strength of imitation, and applauding only after somebody else has done so. Taime became imitatressed and clapped politely whenever the room found something amusing. imitatrixed adj. Drunk since last orders, and echoing every voice still audible near the bar. Lunden got imitatrixed and repeated the barmaid’s final warning in her own tones. imiterited adj. Drunk by the third round, and glittering faintly with the mineral certainty that the next one is wise. Cailley was imiterited by the third round, pale and reflective beneath the lamps. immaculacied adj. Drunk by closing time, and somehow spotless despite the gravy, stout and disputed crisps. Eryonna left immaculacied, without a mark on her coat after an evening of spills. immaculanced adj. Still drunk, and maintaining an improbable cleanliness while the rest of the evening has acquired stains. Kaylla remained immaculanced, even after the sauce arrived at speed. immaculate concussioned adj. Too drunk to notice the pub’s sonic assault, including the jukebox and a dropped tray. Maeghan was immaculate concussioned and slept through the landlord changing the barrel. immaculate disinflationed adj. Sufficiently drunk to claim prices are falling while ordering a larger round than before. Preslyn got immaculate disinflationed and insisted the expensive bitters were becoming cheaper. immaculatenessed adj. Having drunk enough to remain convinced that no spill, stain or decision can attach to you. Jamily became immaculatenessed and rejected the napkin as unnecessary. immaculismed adj. Having drunk more than the bar can reasonably contain, yet finding the whole evening perfectly conceived. Constantino got immaculismed and declared the uneven table a matter of providence. immananted (/ˈɪmənəntd/) adj. You have drunk enough to calculate the whole round by instinct, without knowing what a matrix is. Sujood went immananted and divided the bill according to an obscure pub theorem. immanationed adj. You are drunk and flowing steadily into conversations, stools and other people’s rounds. Eirian got immanationed and drifted into three conversations without leaving the bar. immanenced adj. Of a drinker: permanently present in the pub’s conversation, whether invited or not. Safin became immanenced and contributed to every discussion within earshot.