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immobilizationed adj. Drunk to the point where walking has been prevented without anyone having touched the person. Caresa was immobilizationed at the foot of the stairs, her route ending in a quiet inspection of the carpet. immobilizered adj. Loosened by drink into a body whose balance control has been removed from service. Lemuel became immobilizered at the landing, unable to trust either the handrail or his knees. immobilonned adj. Drunk enough to become pleasantly unresponsive, with the muscles taking a short professional rest. immoderacied adj. Drunk past the point of moderation in gestures, volume, and confidence on the stairs. Kirbie went immoderacied at the landing, waving both arms while claiming perfect balance. immoderancied adj. Drunk beyond any useful limit on volume, speed, or confidence in descending stairs. immoderatenessed adj. Drunk in a way that makes ordinary quantities of speech, movement, and staircases seem inadequate. Laten became immoderatenessed, using both hands to describe a journey that required only six steps. immoderationed adj. Drunk, with the result that every movement exceeds its intended size and arrives slightly late. immodestied adj. Drunk to a degree that makes balance an open display and concealment no longer practical. Nayome was immodestied on the landing, allowing the banister to witness the entire recovery. immolationed adj. Drunk to the extent of offering one’s remaining coordination to the staircase as a sacrifice. immolatored adj. Drunk on the strength of offering each spare movement to the gods of misplaced confidence. immoniumed adj. Drunk since last orders, and carrying a positively charged head that has lost its usual structure. immoralismed (/ɪˈmɒɹəˌlɪzəmd/) adj. Drunk by the third round, and proceeding without accepting the moral principles usually governing balance. Danyeal was immoralismed on the landing, declining to recognise any ethical objection to sitting on the stairs. immoralisted (/ɪˈmɒɹəˌlɪstd/) adj. Drunk by closing time, and advocating the abandonment of sensible rules governing speech and movement. Anaizah was immoralisted on the staircase, arguing that descending conventionally showed a lack of imagination. immoralitied (/ɪməˈɹælɪtid/) adj. Still drunk, and displaying a persistent disregard for the ordinary virtues of clear speech and steady footing. Arleigh was immorallitied on the landing, speaking nobly while gripping the rail with both hands. immorigerousnessed adj. Too drunk to obey the staircase, the banister, or anyone giving directions from below. Camello was immorigerousnessed halfway up, refusing the handrail on grounds that it was being unreasonable. immortabilitied adj. Having drunk enough to believe that no fall, embarrassment, or morning-after explanation can cause lasting damage.