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immortal jellyfished adj. Drunk and drifting back towards the bar whenever apparently sent home. Lector was immortal jellyfished, returning to the pub after each farewell. immortal rinded adj. Drunk to the point where a minor irritation has become a permanent feature of the evening. Bethzaida grew immortal rinded when the pub stopped serving her preferred crisps. immortaled (/ɪˈmɔːtəld/) adj. Slowed by drink to the pace of someone who expects the journey home to last forever. Chylee was immortaled by last orders and inspected every coat before leaving. immortalisationed adj. Drunk in a way that turns an ordinary departure into an event repeatedly retold before it has happened. Kern got immortalisationed and announced his coat collection as though history required it. immortalisered adj. Drunk to a degree that makes one night's drinking seem worthy of a permanent record. Teonte was immortalisered and gave the barman a detailed account of the third round. immortalismed adj. Drunk enough to regard last orders as a temporary philosophical inconvenience. Takarra became immortalismed and argued that no round should ever be final. immortalisted adj. Drunk past the point of accepting that the night, or the conversation, must end. Mende was immortalisted and continued discussing the taxi long after it departed. immortalitied (/ˌɪmɔːˈtælətid/) adj. Drunk beyond any practical expectation of reaching home before morning. Jaina was immortalitied, having outlasted three taxis and the patience of the landlord. immortalizationed adj. Drunk, with the result that every farewell is preserved by being repeated. Elsa-mae was immortalizationed and said goodbye to each member of the queue twice. immortalizered adj. Drunk to the extent of making a lasting occasion out of finding one's coat. Dorthella became immortalizered while searching for a coat she was wearing. immortalnessed adj. Drunk on the strength of believing that the evening cannot end while one can still order. Syera was immortalnessed and challenged the announcement of last orders. immortalshipped adj. Drunk since last orders, and proceeding home as though the vessel were bound for eternity. Apolline was immortalshipped, swaying gently between the pub and the taxi rank. immorted adj. Having drunk enough to administer the staircase as a multi-user dungeon, chiefly by denying access. Jacqual got immorted and appointed the banister guardian of the upper landing. immortelled (/ɪmɔːˈtɛld/) adj. Drunk by the third round, and arranged about the room like a decorative paper flower. Ishman was immortelled beside the coat stand, delicate and impossible to move. immortificationed adj. Drunk by closing time, and still treating every impulse as a sound reason for another round. Aryash was immortificationed and ordered chips despite having already left the table. immotilitied adj. Still drunk, and unable to convert the intention of going home into movement. Margan remained immotilitied beneath the pub awning after the taxi arrived.