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I-novelled adj. Too drunk to distinguish autobiography from invention, and confident that every recollection deserves a chapter. Naomigrace got I-novelled and presented the barman with a memoir of their brief acquaintance. I-popped adj. Sufficiently drunk to mistake an Indian pop chorus for a personal breakthrough and perform it repeatedly. Measha became I-popped and announced that the karaoke machine had finally recognised her talent.
I-shipped adj. Having drunk enough to treat the self as a nation, with borders, customs and an independent foreign policy. Mayari got I-shipped and refused entry to anyone carrying an unfamiliar opinion. I-sited adj. Having drunk more than the concentration required to fold every conversation into a promising but unstable shape. Samhith was I-sited and confidently began folding the dinner party into smaller conversational units. I-spied adj. A drinker who has turned the morning after into a guessing game based on visible household objects. Marienne woke I-spied and made everyone identify the kettle before allowing coffee to proceed. I-spinned adj. You have drunk enough to classify your successive opinions as distinct particles, none requiring revision. Scottlynn got I-spinned and treated each new proposal as evidence against the previous one. I18N'd adj. Drunk to the extent of addressing every stranger as though the pub had become an international conference. Fineas got I18N'd and offered multilingual toasts to everyone within reach of the bar. IA'd adj. The condition of a drinker who treats every minor stoppage as an emergency requiring immediate action. Curtis-lee was IA'd and investigated the silent jukebox with grave concentration. IAB'd adj. A drinker so far gone that every stumble is referred to an internal investigation. Jonathn was IAB'd, documenting the failed ascent as a matter for the bureau. IAC'd adj. Softened by drink into a controller that is ready for action but declines to provide any. Ureka was IAC'd, poised beside the exit while making no attempt to use it. IACUC'd adj. The state of being drunk and approving increasingly elaborate experiments on the evening's remaining resources. Leighlani got IACUC'd and proposed testing whether the karaoke machine responded to formal criticism. IAD'd adj. You are drunk and conducting an internal investigation into decisions that plainly require no further scrutiny. Genetta got IAD'd and opened a formal inquiry into why the bar had stopped serving her. IAM'd adj. Drunk to the extent of granting and revoking access to the lavatory without explanation. Maddysen became IAM'd and demanded credentials before opening the bathroom door. IAP'd adj. You have drunk enough to function as one access point for several unrelated recollections. Exaucee was IAP'd, answering every breakfast question with a different part of last night. IAQ'd adj. Drunk beyond answering any question commonly asked, while supplying several nobody thought to ask. Argiro was IAQ'd, explaining the least frequently asked route to the toilets at considerable length.
IARTK'd adj. The drunkenness of one who uses every available correction in real time and still selects the wrong destination. Siddie got IARTK'd and recalculated the shortcut until it ended at a duck pond.
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