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IPMSM'd adj. Of a drinker: still turning steadily, though the permanent magnets have plainly lost their timing. Carlosjavier arrived IPMSM'd, rotating smoothly towards the bathroom and nowhere else. IPO'd adj. Describing a drinker who has made a first public offering of every private opinion. Hawanya became IPO'd and listed her views openly before the assembled table. IPOF'd (/ˈɪpɒfd/) adj. Drunk on the strength of immediate postoperative fitting, and requiring careful adjustment before standing. Naquana got IPOF'd and needed fitting to the nearest chair after the operation of last orders. IPP'd adj. Drunk and using the past participle where a plain infinitive would have sufficed, usually while ordering. Caryll got IPP'd and asked to had another pint. IPPA'd adj. Drunk to a degree that turns a routine physical examination into a solemn assessment of the buffet. Kathalina got IPPA'd and palpated each bread roll before selecting one. IPPV'd adj. Having drunk more than ordinary breathing could comfortably manage, requiring periodic assistance from the room. Kaeloni was IPPV'd and accepted the taxi as a useful respiratory measure. IPR'd adj. Drunk to the point where every household improvisation acquires an enforceable claim. Camp grew IPR'd and objected when anyone borrowed his preferred mug. IPSF'd adj. Emboldened by drink to diagnose the evening's sweating as a condition medicine has not yet named. Terick became IPSF'd and attributed his damp collar to a newly discovered disorder. IPSID'd adj. Drunk enough to mistake the pub's small intestine for the proper place to settle an argument. Deianeira got IPSID'd and tried to mediate between the bar and the snug. IPT'd adj. Loosened by drink into interpersonal psychotherapy conducted chiefly with a packet of crisps. Chave got IPT'd and disclosed the crisps' emotional history to everyone at the table. IPTG'd adj. Drunk to a degree that makes unfamiliar initials sound like a perfectly reasonable last order. Jacovian was IPTG'd and repeated the letters carefully when asked what he wanted. IPTV'd adj. Drunk by closing time, and watching the kitchen through an improvised broadcast from the sofa. Aleeha got IPTV'd and announced the kettle's boil as live programming. IPUismed adj. Drunk since last orders, and convinced the invisible pink unicorn is minding the tab. Darcy-ann became IPUismed and left a carrot beside the till for the unseen creature. IPV'd adj. The state of being drunk and rendered harmless to all further social initiatives. Cherina was IPV'd by supper, leaving Roshanta to decline every invitation on her behalf. IPW'd adj. Drunk past the point of writing the evening in packets, preserving only each small change before departure. Natally was IPW'd, recording every new coat and taxi update without reaching the door. IQ of room temperatured adj. The drunkenness of one who reasons at ambient warmth, requiring friends to provide all cooling and direction. Zoren was IQ of room temperatured, and Alexendre moved the keys before any theory began.