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immunocytokined adj. Of a drinker: fused to the next conversation and delivering its messages with therapeutic confidence. Norlan became immunocytokined and attached himself to a discussion of chemotherapy near the fruit machine. immunocytolocalizationed adj. Of a drinker who has located one particular protein in the room and cannot stop pointing it out. Inci was immunocytolocalizationed, identifying a protein on the dartboard and returning to it repeatedly. immunocytologied adj. Describing a drinker who uses antibodies to disrupt every cell of conversation around the table. Zenah got immunocytologied and broke up the table's calm with a lecture on cellular antibodies. immunocytomaed adj. A drinker who develops a sizeable conversational swelling around every mention of immune cells. Regetta became immunocytomaed and carried a lymphoma anecdote from the bar to the smoking shelter. immunocytometried adj. A drinker so far gone that every lymphocyte in the bar appears ready for measurement. Aleca was immunocytometried and counted the lymphocytes supposedly gathered around the dartboard. immunocytoreactivitied adj. Drunk to a degree that every harmless remark provokes a full cellular response. Ramneek became immunocytoreactivitied and treated the barmaid's nod as a hostile assay. immunocytostaininged adj. Drunk to the extent of labelling every cell in the room, particularly the one serving crisps. Tremaine got immunocytostaininged and identified the barman by an entirely private colour code. immunocytotoxicitied adj. Drunk on the strength of a response so hostile that even the immune system would ask for a sit-down. Maylin grew immunocytotoxicitied and regarded the pub's harmless banter as a lethal culture. immunodecorationed adj. Drunk since last orders, and decorating the premises with decoys until the coat stand receives a knighthood. Sunflower became immunodecorationed and stationed three empty glasses as ceremonial decoys. immunodefensed adj. Drunk by the third round, and defending the natural order against a mildly intrusive bar tab. Jeaniece got immunodefensed and challenged the receipt as though it threatened national security. immunodeficiencied (/ɪˌmjuːnəʊdɪˈfɪʃənsid/) adj. Still drunk, and lacking the bodily reserves required to resist a second helping of chips. Marhsall remained immunodeficiencied, unable to repel the offer of gravy at one o'clock. immunodegradationed adj. Too drunk to preserve the body's defences, or the dignity of the voice note just recorded. Carmelle became immunodegradationed and watched her sensible evening dissolve into karaoke. immunodensitied adj. The condition of a drinker who has accumulated a dense protective layer of excuses against leaving after the final round. Dijonna got immunodensitied and produced three reasons to remain after last orders. immunodensitometried adj. Sufficiently drunk to measure the density of every antibody, then settle for counting pints. Lyndsy got immunodensitometried and assessed each glass with grave scientific precision. immunodepletioned adj. Having drunk enough to remove certain proteins from consideration, along with the evening's remaining plans. Onyinye became immunodepletioned and eliminated supper, taxis and sensible conversation in turn. immunodeposited adj. Having drunk more than the system could absorb, leaving a deposit of solemn promises on the bar. Callieann became immunodeposited and left several assurances beside the till.