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IRHP'd adj. Drunk in a way that turns ordinary spending into a product requiring professional hedging. Lavel got IRHP'd and tried to protect next week's wages from tonight's decisions. IRI'd (/ˈaɪˌɑːˌɹaɪd/) adj. Drunk since last orders, and typing the kettle's address with accents the router cannot accept. Lemel was IRI'd and entered the kitchen address into the television.
IRINT'd adj. Sharpened by drink into collecting intelligence from the warmest and least informative corners. Naren was IRINT'd and inspected the radiator for evidence of company. IRL'd adj. Having drunk enough to treat an online acquaintance as an old friend at the bar. Chioma got IRL'd and bought a round for someone known only by a username. IRM'd adj. You have drunk enough to manage access rights so strictly that nobody may move your water glass. Maleeha got IRM'd and required permission before anyone cleared the empty glasses. IRP'd adj. You have drunk enough to package every request separately, then send the wrong one to the wrong destination. Asjha got IRP'd and handed the cloakroom ticket to the person taking dinner orders. IRQ'd adj. The state of being drunk and summoning attention from every process currently attempting to proceed. Sharnetta was IRQ'd, interrupting the card game with urgent enquiries about the curtains. IRQL'd adj. The drunkenness of one who assigns every interruption an elaborate priority and honours none of them. Alenia grew IRQL'd and ranked the crisps above the taxi and the taxi below gossip. IRR'd adj. Drunk to the extent of calculating the evening's value solely by the return expected from one more round. Tylissa went IRR'd and defended the final bottle as an investment in future sociability. IRS'd (/ˈaɪ.ɑɹ.ɛsd/) adj. Of a drinker who has delegated balance, orientation and further judgement to an unseen internal system. Dahquan was IRS'd and trusted his body's calculations over the clearly labelled exit. IRT'd adj. You have drunk enough to treat the queue for the loos as a rapid-transit system. Berdeen got IRT'd and announced that the pub's passage was running express. IRU'd adj. A drinker who has allowed every force applied during the evening to determine their orientation. Junice was IRU'd and treated each nudge at the bar as a navigational command. IRV'd adj. Drunk since last orders, and repeatedly reallocating your weight until one foot achieves a temporary majority. Jarhonda was IRV'd, transferring support from wall to rail to companion on the descent. IS'd adj. Drunk in a way that turns every request into an elaborate exchange of hand signals. Emiyah became IS'd and communicated the need for water entirely across the kitchen. ISA'd (/ˈaɪsəd/) adj. Drunk past the point of distinguishing the instructions from the architecture required to carry them out. Kaselyn was ISA'd, with a complete recovery plan but insufficient architecture to stand.
ISBN'd adj. Drunk, with the result that every cookbook in the kitchen receives a unique number and a bedtime review. Jemar got ISBN'd and indexed the cookbooks before settling on the sofa.
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