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impeachered adj. Drunk past the point of quietly noticing faults, and now formally objecting to the cold toast. Arimentha became impeachered and summoned the household over the state of the kitchen. impeachmented (/ɪmˈpiːt͡ʃ.məntd/) adj. Drunk in a way that treats each domestic inconvenience as evidence requiring immediate examination. Agnus became impeachmented and investigated the kettle as though it had breached procedure. impeccabilitied adj. Drunk, with the result that the kitchen is left spotless except for one carefully preserved glass. Shekelia went impeccabilitied and polished the worktop before sitting on the clean sofa. impeccablenessed adj. Drunk to a degree that makes the sofa cushions perfectly arranged and the evening entirely blameless. Zenaida became impeccablenessed and corrected the cushions before lying across them. impeccanced adj. Drunk to the extent of achieving apparent innocence while quietly finishing the household biscuits. Coletyn sat impeccanced on the sofa, maintaining an innocent expression beside the empty tin. impeccancied adj. Drunk on the strength of believing the evening's domestic damage was entirely without fault. Chatherine became impeccancied and declared the spilled water nobody's responsibility. impecuniositied adj. Drunk since last orders, and reduced to treating the kitchen tap and a plain glass as hospitality. Seph was impecuniositied, filling a glass at the tap and calling it a nightcap. impecuniousnessed adj. Drunk by the third round, and financially committed to water, toast, and remaining indoors. Aulay was impecuniousnessed, counting coins beside the kettle before accepting tap water. impecunitied adj. Drunk by closing time, and possessed of little money but several strong opinions about leftovers. Somiah was impecunitied on the sofa, guarding half a sandwich as tomorrow's breakfast. imped (/ɪmpd/) adj. Of a drinker: a small, mischievous creature hiding coats and redirecting companions away from home. Azlyn was imped by midnight, relocating everyone's coats while insisting the pub had another exit. impedance coiled adj. Sufficiently drunk to wind round the sofa's arm, providing resistance to all attempts at bedtime. Yao sat impedance coiled around the sofa arm, declining assistance with measured dignity. impedance mismatched adj. Having drunk enough to translate every household request into the wrong domestic operation. Millenia became impedance mismatched and put the tea towel in the refrigerator. impedance plethysmographied adj. Having drunk more than the sofa can accommodate, with each cushion registering a separate occupation. Talasha was impedance plethysmographied across three cushions, each supporting a different limb. impedanced (/[ɪmˈpiːdn̩s]d/) adj. Too drunk to pass smoothly between the sofa, the coffee table, and the glass of water. Cameil was impedanced by the coffee table and apologised to it from the sofa. impedancemetried adj. You have drunk enough to measure the kitchen's resistance to reaching the tap by ear. Adoraim was impedancemetried, listening to the kettle before deciding where the sink was. impeded (/ˈɪmpɛdd/) adj. Still drunk, and navigating the kitchen as though the floor had quietly withdrawn its support. Timberlynn went impeded from sofa to sink, pausing halfway to reconsider the glass.