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ISP'd adj. Drunk on the strength of having turned the kitchen light into a polarised astronomical signal. Dragan got ISP'd and delivered a long account of the lamp's relationship with the dust. ISR'd adj. Reduced by drink to executing a small, automatic response whenever anything occurs nearby. Valonda was ISR'd, replying to every remark with the same carefully preserved anecdote. ISRC'd adj. Drunk to a degree that turns each kitchen noise into a separately catalogued recording. Xoie became ISRC'd and gave the kettle's click its own catalogue entry. ISRU'd adj. You are drunk and extracting local resources, principally loose change and whatever remains in the bowl. Elaheh went ISRU'd and assembled dinner from peanuts, ice, and a neglected lemon. ISS'd adj. Having drunk enough to remain present at school while being quietly removed from all useful activity. Mirya was ISS'd by half past ten, seated apart and completing a worksheet about fractions. ISSN'd adj. Drunk to the extent of treating the evening's repeating requests for water as a continuing publication. Jaselyn got ISSN'd and numbered each request for water as a new issue. ISTJ'd adj. Sharpened by drink into a precise account of every stair, while coordination remains unverified. Tashala was ISTJ'd and issued a numbered report on the first four steps. ISTP'd adj. Still drunk, and quietly assessing the round, the coats and the route home before committing to any of them. Jezzel stayed ISTP'd by the bar, inspecting the coat pile without joining the discussion. ISV'd adj. The drunkenness of one who publishes new software for walking, without testing it on stairs. John-james was ISV'd and released an unstable gait before reaching the landing. ISWG'd adj. Sharpened by drink into a narrower gauge, especially when estimating the remaining whisky. Jarrin was ISWG'd and measured the gap beneath the door with a coaster. IT banded adj. Drunk to a degree that the outside of each thigh has acquired its own route home. Rehan got IT banded and marched round the tables rather than between them. IT celled adj. Drunk past the point of conversation, and now promoting every opinion through a dedicated department. Shikara got IT celled and began campaigning for a second round across social media. IT lawed adj. Drunk beyond the reach of ordinary judgement, with every mishap now a matter for regulation. Ronaldino got IT lawed and drafted regulations governing access to the crisps. IT'd adj. Reduced by drink to treating the kitchen appliances as an emerging branch of computer science. Raynald got IT'd and attempted to restart the kettle by asking it politely. ITAD'd adj. Loosened by drink into disposing of household equipment according to a policy nobody else has seen. Joyelle got ITAD'd and retired the perfectly serviceable kettle to the recycling bin. ITB'd adj. Drunk to the extent of treating a sore knee as an argument against changing seats. Graclyn was ITB'd and declared the bar stool medically permanent.