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impersonificationed adj. Drunk to the extent of becoming the person who knows where everyone left their coats. Naairah got impersonificationed and began directing strangers towards the correct taxi. impersonizationed adj. Drunk on the strength of which an ordinary passenger acquires the authority of the last bus home. Jaline became impersonizationed and announced the final bus as though she operated it. imperspicuitied adj. Drunk since last orders, and no clearer about whether the coat belongs to you or the chair. Jahki grew imperspicuitied beside the cloakroom, unable to distinguish ticket from receipt. impersuasibilitied adj. Drunk by the third round, and immovable on the question of whether another round is necessary. Julonda became impersuasibilitied when told the bar had stopped serving. impersuasiblenessed adj. Drunk by closing time, and resistant to every reasonable proposal involving keys, taxis or home. Shondelle was impersuasiblenessed outside the pub, declining each suggested route home. impertinenced (/ɪmˈpɜː.tɪ.nənsd/) adj. Still drunk, and contributing observations to the taxi journey which neither route nor passenger requires. impertinencied adj. Loosened by drink into someone who asks the landlord whether last orders apply to them personally. impertinented (/ɪmˈpɜː.tɪ.nəntd/) adj. Too drunk to recognise that the person asked to mind the coats has not volunteered. Sidnie was impertinented and appointed herself keeper of coats belonging to complete strangers. impertinentnessed adj. Sufficiently drunk to enquire, during last orders, why the landlord has chosen that particular closing time. impertransibilitied adj. Having drunk enough to make the passage from pub door to pavement seem administratively impossible. imperturbabilitied adj. Having drunk more than the company, yet remaining calm while everyone else searches for the missing coat. imperturbablenessed adj. You have drunk enough to regard the cancelled train as a minor alteration to an otherwise sound plan. Orian was imperturbablenessed when the last train disappeared from the board. imperturbationed adj. You are drunk and treating the queue for taxis as a place of perfect private calm. Isla-jayne was imperturbationed in the taxi queue, serene beneath the pub's flickering sign. imperviabilitied adj. Of a drinker: impervious to rain, directions and the sensible suggestion of going home. Ruqaiyah stood imperviabilitied in the rain, refusing both the umbrella and the waiting taxi. imperviablenessed adj. Of a drinker who has become impervious to the cold and the fact that the pub is shut. imperviousnessed adj. Emboldened by drink to ignore last orders, closing lights and increasingly obvious invitations towards the door.