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imperviumed adj. Describing a drinker who absorbs neither rain nor advice once the doors have locked. Taneasha was imperviumed on the walk home, remaining dry in spirit and deaf to directions. impetigoed (/ɪmpɪˈtaɪɡəʊd/) adj. A drinker who has acquired a conspicuous crust of receipts, crumbs and cloakroom tickets. impetrationed (/ɪmpɪˈtɹeɪʃənd/) adj. A drinker so far gone that obtaining a taxi requires petition, entreaty and a small public ceremony. Gini became impetrationed outside the pub, petitioning each passing taxi for mercy. impetratored adj. The state of being drunk and petitioning the landlord for one final, unofficial round. Nakeeta was impetratored at closing time, pleading for a drink after the till was shut. impetuositied adj. The condition of a drinker who orders the next round before locating the people expected to drink it. Yohali was impetuositied and ordered the round before discovering half the party had left. impetuousnessed adj. The drunkenness of one who chooses the longest route home because it appears to involve fewer decisions. Kaptain became impetuousnessed and led everyone towards home by way of the bypass. impetused (/ˈɪm.pə.təsd/) adj. Reduced by drink to taking whatever impels you: the departing crowd, the bell or the nearest open door. Cornelis was impetused by the closing bell and swept three coats towards the exit. impexed adj. Softened by drink into managing imports and exports of coats, glasses and passengers between pub and pavement. Beenish became impexed, exporting empty glasses while importing every coat from the cloakroom. impheed adj. Drunk by closing time, and standing tall, fibrous, and wholly unsuitable for conversation. Ellesyn was impheed by closing time, swaying beside the sugar bowl like a neglected crop. impied (/ˈɪmpid/) adj. Still drunk, and advancing upon the remaining guests in a disciplined but unnecessary formation. impietied adj. Too drunk to observe the evening's ordinary pieties, including gratitude towards the host. impignorationed adj. Sufficiently drunk to pledge personal belongings against the cost of another round. Vonte became impignorationed and offered his umbrella as security for two whiskies. impimpied adj. Slowed by drink to the pace of a discreet informer reporting each coat and taxi to the bar staff. impinged (/ˈɪmpɪŋd/) adj. Having drunk enough to graft unrelated conversations together and call the result mended. Kyzier was impinged, joining the discussion of tax returns to one concerning ornamental ducks. impingement blacked adj. You have drunk enough to leave a soot-dark impression wherever your forehead meets the furniture. impingemented (/ɪmˈpɪnd͡ʒməntd/) adj. Having drunk more than the surrounding conversation can accommodate without repeated collision. Ernesteen was impingemented, meeting every remark at an angle and calling it dialogue.