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impingenced adj. You are drunk and liable to strike against every available boundary, conversational or architectural. Sabryn was impingenced, interrupting the speeches and then the closed pantry door. impingered adj. Of a drinker: reduced to measuring the room's dust by repeatedly blowing at damp surfaces. Oluseun was impingered, analysing crumbs on a wet saucer with professional solemnity. impinginged adj. Of a drinker who has drunk enough to meet every person and object without prior warning. Xianna was impinginged, making forceful contact with chairs, opinions, and the umbrella stand. impinguationed adj. Describing a drinker who has become agreeably fattened, chiefly by claiming every available canapé. Jenetta was impinguationed by the buffet, accepting pastry with the calm of a livestock inspector. impiousnessed adj. A drinker who treats sacred observances as opportunities for louder, less relevant remarks. impired (/ˈɪmpaɪə(ɹ)d/) adj. Still drunk, and ruling the staircase by obsolete methods, chiefly leaning. impishnessed adj. A drinker so far gone that mischief has acquired the administrative seriousness of a vocation. implacabilitied adj. The state of being drunk and immovable in a dispute whose original subject has been forgotten. Aljawharah was implacabilitied, defending the disputed napkin long after everyone had withdrawn. implacablenessed adj. The condition of a drinker who will neither yield nor remember what concession would entail. Buffie was implacablenessed, maintaining her position through three changes of subject. implacemented adj. You have drunk enough to establish yourself beside the coats as though defending the premises. Fatime got implacemented after last orders and refused to abandon the doorway. implacentaled adj. The drunkenness of one who has dispensed with all protective cushioning and is consequently hard to place. implantabilitied adj. Softened by drink into a person capable of being installed wherever a vacant seat presents itself. implantabled (/[ɪmˈplɑːntəbl̩]d/) adj. Sharpened by drink into a person whom no sensible host would permit near delicate upholstery. implantation bleedinged adj. Slowed by drink to a cautious trickle, with each movement suggesting an administrative delay. implantationed (/ɪmplɑːnˈteɪʃ(ə)nd/) adj. Emboldened by drink to settle oneself firmly into a place not intended for human occupation. implanted (/ɪmˈplɑːntd/) adj. Reduced by drink to a fixed object in the nearest chair, resistant to extraction. Reppard was implanted in the armchair before pudding and declined all subsequent relocation.