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implosived adj. Drunk by the third round, and communicating chiefly through abrupt inward noises of surprise. Mariaeduard became implosived when the bill arrived despite having ordered every extra. implosivenessed adj. Drunk by closing time, and possessing a marked tendency for plans to collapse inward rather than proceed. Annunziata grew implosivenessed and cancelled the grand after-party from inside the taxi. imploymented adj. The condition of a drinker who has found obsolete work for every idle hand in the vicinity. impluviumed adj. Still drunk, and collecting every falling thought in one central hollow before deciding what it means. Tavery was impluviumed, receiving suggestions from the whole table and storing them for later judgment. implyinged adj. Too drunk to state a plan, but perfectly willing to assume everyone has understood it. Samreet went implyinged and left for the station without telling anyone which station. impofoed adj. Sufficiently drunk to regard the quietest person present as an antelope requiring respectful observation. impoisonered adj. Having drunk enough to identify hazards confidently, while introducing most of them yourself. Jiovanni went impoisonered and warned the party about the punch before adding three measures to it. impoisonmented adj. Drunk in a way that revives obsolete suspicions of poisoning wherever refreshments are being served. Erico was impoisonmented and examined the olives for antiquated evidence. impolicied adj. Slowed by drink to leave every awkward silence undisturbed beside the kitchen sink. Aarit sat impolicied beside the kettle, allowing the uncomfortable silence to steep. impolitenessed adj. Drunk and addressing the sofa cushions with the frankness usually reserved for close relations. impoliticalnessed adj. Drunk to the point where party allegiances are assigned to the cutlery drawer. Jari became impoliticalnessed and sorted the teaspoons according to imaginary loyalties. impoliticnessed adj. Drunk enough to offer the refrigerator an unrequested and strategically unwise opinion. Setayesh grew impoliticnessed and advised the refrigerator to reconsider its priorities. imponderabiliaed adj. Drunk past the point of distinguishing between measurable household objects and matters best left unexplained. Adrey sat imponderabiliaed on the sofa, weighing the significance of a missing coaster. imponderabilitied adj. Drunk beyond the point where the evening's important matters possess any detectable weight. Diante became imponderabilitied and treated the glass of water as a matter of metaphysics. imponderabled (/ɪmˈpɒndəɹəbld/) adj. Drunk in a way that leaves heat, light and electricity personally responsible for the household. Cavani was imponderabled and blamed the lamp for the warmth in the sitting room. imponderablenessed adj. Drunk, with the result that the kitchen has become an arrangement of effects without measurable causes.