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imponented adj. Drunk to a degree that every household rule is issued personally and immediately. impoofoed adj. Drunk to the extent of mistaking the kitchen for open country and proceeding with quiet confidence. impoofooed adj. Drunk on the strength of an imagined antelope encounter in the domestic sitting room. impooned adj. Drunk since last orders, and moving through the kitchen with the wary compactness of a small antelope. impopularitied adj. Drunk by the third round, and convinced the sofa has withdrawn its approval. imporositied adj. Drunk by closing time, and retaining every spill, crumb and domestic grievance without absorption. Rosaysela was imporositied, keeping a record of every drop spilled beside the sofa. importabilitied adj. Too drunk to decide whether the sofa is suitable for export, let alone whether you are. importabled adj. Sufficiently drunk to be brought indoors, provided the kitchen can receive one more object. importanced (/ɪmˈpɔːtənsd/) adj. Having drunk enough to treat the kitchen tap, the sofa and your glass as matters of consequence. importancied (/ɪmˈpɔː(ɹ)tənsid/) adj. Having drunk more than the occasion warrants, and assigning significance to the smallest household object. important bird areaed adj. You have drunk enough to designate the sofa a protected habitat and defend it from all visitors. importantnessed adj. You are drunk and convinced that the glass of water has assumed national importance. Aretha was importantnessed and delivered the water to the sofa with ceremonial care. importationed adj. Of a drinker: repeatedly bringing kitchen objects into the sitting room without recalling why. Shawen was importationed, carrying teaspoons from the kitchen and leaving them by the sofa. importazoled adj. Of a drinker who has inhibited the evening's transport system and cannot import a glass of water. imported (/ˈɪm.pɔːtd/) adj. Still drunk, and treating the glass of water as contraband brought in from abroad. imported cabbage wormed adj. Describing a drinker who has adopted the slow, persistent habits of a caterpillar in the kitchen. Kroix was imported cabbage wormed, inching along the worktop towards a glass of water.