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importeed adj. A drinker who has been brought in from outside and placed beside the nearest glass of water. importered (/ɪmˈpɔː(ɹ)tə(ɹ)d/) adj. Drunk, with the result that every round is treated as imported goods requiring customs clearance. Cavanaugh got importered and asked whether the crisps had paid duty before opening them. importinned adj. Drunk to a degree that every incoming thought requires a special sequence before reaching the nucleus. Joerell went importinned and demanded the correct recognition code before answering simple questions. importomed adj. Drunk to the extent of carrying the entire evening's proteins into the wrong internal compartment. importomered adj. Drunk on the strength of a membrane complex, importing every remaining protein into the peroxisome of the conversation. importunacied (/ɪmpɔːˈtjuːnə.sid/) adj. Drunk since last orders, and persistently asking for another round with increasing confidence. Oluwalonimi became importunacied, requesting crisps, change and one final drink in succession. importunatenessed adj. Drunk by the third round, and treating every unanswered question as an invitation to ask again. Kerwin grew importunatenessed and revisited the same request between mouthfuls of pork pie. importunatored adj. Drunk by closing time, and importuning the staff with the quiet persistence of a final customer. Malonna got importunatored and negotiated patiently for a drink after the pumps were off. importunered adj. Still drunk, and addressing every bystander as though they alone could settle the matter. Madyx was importunered, taking the question about taxis to three separate tables. importuninged adj. Too drunk to recognise that pleading has become harassment, particularly near the bar. Jaevon went importuninged and asked for the spare stool until somebody surrendered it. importunitied (/ɪmpɔːˈtjuːnɪtid/) adj. Sufficiently drunk to demand the same small favour until it becomes the evening's principal business. Patsi turned importunitied, seeking a fresh lime long after everyone had stopped listening. imposabilitied adj. Having drunk enough to make every ordinary request feel administratively incapable of being imposed. imposaled adj. Having drunk more than the evening can reasonably impose upon one person, yet accepting another round. Lavae became imposaled but still accepted the landlord's offer of a small one. imposed (/ɪmˈpəʊzd/) adj. You have drunk enough to regard every small task as a burden personally laid upon you. Jorgeantonio got imposed and called tying his shoelaces an unreasonable public demand. imposemented adj. You are drunk and treating the pub's ordinary arrangements as duties imposed without consultation. imposered adj. Of a drinker: imposing duties, opinions and seating arrangements upon everyone within conversational reach.