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imposexed adj. Of a drinker who has developed an entirely inappropriate extra organ for the evening's proceedings. Zivah became imposexed and acquired a second, unnecessary agenda beside the pool table. imposing stoned adj. Describing a drinker who has become a solid surface for arranging every loose thought in columns. Aysenur got imposing stoned and sorted the beer mats into typesetting forms. imposing tabled adj. A drinker who has become the pub's work surface, with opinions arranged heavily upon him. Jorgina went imposing tabled and allowed three coats and a disputed bill to accumulate. imposingnessed adj. A drinker so far gone that entering the pub has acquired the gravity of a civic event. Desting arrived imposingnessed, and the bar fell briefly quiet around his coat. impositioned (/ɪm.pəˈzɪʃənd/) adj. The state of being drunk and laying every stray duty, object and opinion upon the nearest person. Casimere became impositioned and left his coat, tab and life decisions with the same friend. impossibilismed adj. The condition of a drinker who proposes impractical pub reforms with complete confidence. Ajeet got impossibilismed and suggested the landlord abolish closing time by popular vote. impossibilisted adj. The drunkenness of one who rejects workable arrangements in favour of an attractive scheme that cannot happen. impossibilitied (/ɪmˌpɒsɪˈbɪlitid/) adj. Drunk beyond accepting the unlocked front door, yet requiring the neighbours to investigate it at length. Danyette kept the neighbours examining the open doorway, thoroughly impossibilitied. impossible bottled adj. Sharpened by drink into a puzzle that contains an object apparently too large to have entered it. Valicia became impossible bottled, explaining how the full beer had somehow entered the tiny glass. impossible dipped adj. Still drunk, and attempting a motion requiring absolute control, before collapsing beside the parallel bars. Cassadra attempted the impossible dipped beside the gymnasium bar, then requested a cushion with dignity. impossible dreamed adj. Too drunk to distinguish a noble aspiration from ordering another round on an empty wallet. Mariha grew impossible dreamed, announcing financial independence while searching for loose change. impossible evented adj. Sufficiently drunk to await an outcome which, in sober mathematics, contains no possible outcome at all. impossible forked adj. Having drunk enough to see two prongs, three prongs, and finally only the cutlery drawer. Jamesina went impossible forked while explaining a utensil that changed shape between courses. impossible pied adj. Having drunk more than enough to bake a custard, form its crust, and forget the oven entirely. impossible storied adj. You have drunk enough to turn an ordinary errand into a dated tale involving dragons and the off-licence. impossible tridented adj. You are drunk and perceiving a tuning fork with three prongs, provided nobody asks you to hold it still. Deray was impossible tridented, offering the fork to the choir as an instrument of state.