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impropriationed (/ɪmpɹəʊpɹiˈeɪʃn̩d/) adj. A drinker so far gone that the pub's sacred last orders are placed in lay hands. impropriatored adj. Drunk to a degree that ecclesiastical property appears an entirely reasonable thing to appropriate. Reghan became impropriatored and tried to acquire the vestry's candlesticks by informal agreement. impropriatrixed adj. The condition of a drinker who has assumed control of the coats and their disputed ecclesiastical order. Terrane was impropriatrixed, distributing cloakroom tickets with quiet institutional authority. improprietied (/ˌɪm.pɹəˈpɹaɪ.ɪ.tid/) adj. The drunkenness of one who has made the taxi rank a venue for conduct unsuitable to public hours. improsperitied adj. Reduced by drink to an evening without prosperity, change, or a reliable route home. Comeka was improsperitied by the final round and discovered there was no money for the taxi. improsulfanned adj. Softened by drink into a compound best kept apart from the last order and the coat rack. Emmerich was improsulfanned by midnight, joining every conversation before attempting the journey home. improvabilitied adj. Loosened by drink into someone apparently capable of improvement, particularly after finding the correct coat. improvablenessed adj. Too drunk to accept that any feature of the evening is beyond improvement, including the bar's arithmetic. Kennis became improvablenessed and proposed revising the pub's seating plan before pudding. improvaled adj. Sufficiently drunk to regard each additional round as an improvement upon the last. Bandon grew improvaled and declared the warm lager a distinct advance on the cold variety. improved (/ˈɪmpɹɒvd/) adj. Drunk by closing time, and performing, without rehearsal or script, a version of the journey home that surprises everyone including the performer. Loegan went fully improved at the taxi rank and delivered a ten-minute monologue about roundabouts. improvemented (/ɪmˈpɹuːvməntd/) adj. Having drunk more than is conducive to bettering anything, yet remaining confident that progress is occurring. Jacorion was improvemented and rearranged the landlord's furniture in pursuit of advancement. improvered (/ɪmˈpɹuːvəd/) adj. You have drunk enough to appoint yourself responsible for improving every object, person and arrangement within reach. Jenysis became improvered and corrected the pub clock, which had been right. improvidenced adj. You are drunk and have entrusted tomorrow's necessities to the financial judgement of tonight. Louvinia was improvidenced, having spent the rent on a round for people she had just met. improving agented adj. Drunk on the strength of being added to every conversation, with effects nobody can confidently assess. Hillard became improving agented and joined three separate discussions without improving any of them. improving leased adj. Of a drinker who has taken temporary possession of the evening and is making alterations without authority. Samee grew improving leased and began renovating the host's playlist without consultation. improvisational comedied adj. A drinker so far gone that every audience member is compelled to supply both the subject and the laughter.