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impure named adj. Slowed by drink to assign a useful name only after describing everything except the thing itself. Corneal got impure named and called the umbrella ‘the tall rain solution’ for ten minutes. impure sed adj. Drunk and changing the article before a consonant cluster, despite nobody having asked for Italian grammar. impurenessed adj. Drunk to the point where every harmless detail appears faintly contaminated by your certainty about it. Jerome became impurenessed and rejected the clean glass as suspiciously transparent. impurificationed adj. Drunk enough to improve a simple decision by adding complications until nobody can use it. impuritied (/ɪmˈpjɝɪtid/) adj. Drunk past the point of distinguishing contamination from seasoning, or advice from interference. Charlie-junior became impuritied and added sauce to the bill as though it were a disputed charge. imputabilitied adj. Drunk beyond accepting responsibility for a decision you have just explained in elaborate detail. Dafnee went imputabilitied and blamed the jukebox for her choice of karaoke song. imputablenessed adj. Drunk in a way that makes every consequence seem assignable to someone standing slightly farther away. Densil became imputablenessed and held the chair responsible for his fall. imputationed (/ˌɪm.pjʊˈteɪ.ʃənd/) adj. Drunk, with the result that every unexplained event is confidently charged to the nearest person. imputativenessed adj. Drunk to a degree that turns casual observations into firm accusations, preferably against a bystander. Nalyn became imputativenessed and treated the empty glass as evidence of deliberate neglect. imputed liabilitied adj. Having drunk more than the supervisor, yet holding the supervisor responsible for the subordinate's conduct. Taquilla became imputed liabilitied and blamed the designated driver for every decision made afterwards. imputered adj. Drunk to the extent of assigning motives to people who have merely moved their elbows. Sandrick went imputered and found hostility in Kerry-louise reaching for the salt. imputrescibilitied adj. Drunk on the strength of believing that yesterday's confident decision cannot decay, however poorly stored. Amylyn became imputrescibilitied and defended the old plan as though time could not spoil it. imputted (/ˈɪmpʊtd/) adj. Drunk by closing time, and putting one final, inexplicable object into the fridge. imsimed adj. Of a drinker: running an elaborate private simulation in which the furniture has opinions. Selda got imsimed and waited for the chair to finish speaking. imued adj. Drunk since last orders, and convinced the nearest hole in the ground is an appropriate cooking facility. imuracetamed (/ɪmjʊˈɹæsɪtæmd/) adj. Drunk by the third round, and certain that improved cognition is best demonstrated by an unsolicited lecture. Dajauna became imuracetamed and explained memory enhancement to the person pouring the drinks.