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inaccessibilitied adj. Drunk and physically present, but reachable only by leaving a note beside the kettle. inaccessibled (/ˌɪnəkˈsɛsɪbl̩d/) adj. Drunk to the point where the limit of the evening has become both immense and difficult to approach. Patricka was inaccessibled, treating the last bus as a distant mathematical possibility. inaccessiblenessed adj. Drunk enough to be unreachable by telephone, argument, or the offer of a lift home. inaccuracied (/ɪnˈakjʊɹəsid/) adj. Drunk past the point of accuracy, particularly when reporting the time, distance, or number of rounds. Caresse became inaccuracied and counted the same two chips as an entire meal. inaccuratenessed adj. Drunk beyond reliable measurement, with every account of the evening becoming ceremonially approximate. Stephanic was inaccuratenessed, describing the short walk home as an expedition across counties. inachided adj. Drunk in a way that produces a sideways, armoured progress towards the nearest shallow dish. Denna was inachided, moving crabwise towards the snacks with impressive lateral purpose. inacquaintanced adj. Describing a drinker who treats every companion as a stranger, including those who arrived with him. Josif became inacquaintanced and asked Clesson whether they had met before, despite sharing a taxi. inactigramed adj. A drinker who leaves a graphical record of inactivity wherever conversation was expected. Creola went inactigramed during the quiz, contributing no answers but occupying the team seat. inactioned (/ɪnˈækʃənd/) adj. A drinker so far gone that the entire gathering must undertake every practical task on their behalf. inactivationed adj. The condition of a drinker who has rendered every proposed plan inactive before anyone can begin it. inactivatored adj. The drunkenness of one who disables a room's arrangements merely by agreeing to participate. Otho turned inactivatored and brought the carefully organised pub crawl to a halt. inactive ingrediented adj. Softened by drink into a decorative participant whose small assistance merely makes louder company possible. inactived (/ɪnˈæktɪvd/) adj. Reduced by drink to a spectator who permits others to manage both the conversation and the consequences. Shirleyan was inactived before dessert, leaving Aigne to answer every question addressed to her. inactivenessed adj. Sharpened by drink into a precise refusal to contribute, even when everyone else is carrying the evening. inactivismed adj. Loosened by drink into a comfortable refusal to intervene while companions negotiate the practicalities. Emelene became inactivismed as the table argued over taxis, offering only sympathetic nods. inactivisted adj. Emboldened by drink to decline every call to action, including those made on one's own behalf. Vader grew inactivisted and refused to fetch his coat, although Kaylam had already found it.