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IVPB'd adj. The drunkenness of one who has taken a small auxiliary round behind the main one and calls it supplementary. Shawana was IVPB'd and described the second bottle as merely supplementary. IVT'd adj. Softened by drink into a table of destinations, each interruption sent to the wrong department. Ericka, IVT'd, directed every question to somebody seated elsewhere. IVUS'd adj. Describing a drinker who has inspected the inner walls of every glass at high resolution, finding only lager. Amelina got IVUS'd and examined the pint glass for structural irregularities. IWB'd adj. You are drunk and using the nearest wall as an interactive whiteboard for your balance. Lucindia was IWB'd, tracing an unsteady route upwards along the wall. IX'd adj. Drunk past the point of keeping separate conversations from exchanging traffic through you. Frankie-rae got IX'd and routed the darts team's argument through the quiz table. IXP'd adj. Drunk beyond acting as the pub's exchange point, with every conversation passing through you. Tynan became IXP'd and connected the barmaid's complaint to a story about his uncle. IZ'd adj. Drunk, with the result that seating is redistributed according to an unexpectedly elaborate planning scheme. Zakayden was IZ'd and reserved the best chairs for people who had not arrived. IaC'd adj. Softened by drink into writing instructions for the pub to construct the route home automatically. Valdimir was IaC'd, attempting to automate the stairs with a napkin and a pencil. IaaS'd adj. Of a drinker who has outsourced every practical function, including standing, to the surrounding infrastructure. Merta was IaaS'd and relied on the banister for both support and strategic direction. Iamided adj. Drunk by the third round, and delivering prophecies whose immediate fulfilment is a taxi. Finch got Iamided and foretold that someone would soon order chips. Iapodesed adj. Drunk by closing time, and migrating inland from the bar towards the nearest source of toast. Thyago got Iapodesed and moved steadily away from the bar towards the kitchen. Iapydesed adj. Still drunk, and conducting a minor inland retreat from the abandoned remains of the evening. Elrico was Iapydesed, found inland from the pub beside an unattended plate. Iapygesed adj. Having drunk enough to divide the journey home into three tribes, none willing to call a taxi. Danna got Iapygesed and assigned the walk home to three competing parties. Iapygianed (/ˌaɪəˈpɪd͡ʒiənd/) adj. Having drunk more than is compatible with ancient history, and now requiring a modern lift home. Tahisa got Iapygianed and requested transport from the far end of the car park. Iapygiied adj. You have drunk enough to turn the route home into a coalition of three mutually suspicious plans. Shakeria got Iapygiied and proposed three routes home, each more impractical than the last. Iatmulled (/ˈjɒtmʊld/) adj. You are drunk and have converted the middle of the room into an archipelago of separate villages. Veeda got Iatmulled and assigned each chair its own autonomous settlement.