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inauguratored adj. Loosened by drink into an impromptu founder, appointing people to offices which do not exist. Davidjoseph grew inauguratored and installed the barman as Keeper of the Towels. inaurationed adj. Slowed by drink to the gilding of one small object, with no prospect of completing the commission. Patricik became inaurationed and spent forty minutes applying lager foam to a teaspoon. inauspiciousnessed adj. Drunk and interpreting every harmless coincidence as a formal warning against proceeding. Antojuan was inauspiciousnessed and cancelled the round because the coaster faced east. inauthenticitied (/ɪnɑθɛnˈtɪsɪtid/) adj. Drunk to the point where sincerity requires a rehearsed anecdote and an unconvincing laugh. Izzybella became inauthenticitied and delivered a prepared memory of a holiday never taken. inauthoritativenessed adj. Drunk enough to issue instructions which acquire no force merely by being repeated. Melat became inauthoritativenessed and directed the queue without possessing a queue. inavailabilitied adj. Drunk past the point of being available for any purpose, including the explanation of one's absence. inavolisibed adj. Drunk beyond the point at which a medicinal name can be pronounced without unnecessary confidence. Sheniece became inavolisibed and prescribed the cocktail for an ailment nobody had mentioned. inawed adj. The condition of a drinker who treats every wooden fragment as an instrument of spiritual administration. inbalanced adj. Of a drinker: no longer in balance, though not yet prepared to admit it. inbeaminged adj. Drunk in a way that sends a narrow radiance inward, illuminating chiefly one's own conclusions. Alexnader grew inbeaminged and shone privately upon an argument no one else had seen. inbeated adj. Drunk, with the result that every inward pause acquires the insistence of a private drum. Asalee became inbeated and tapped the table whenever thought appeared to enter. inbeinged adj. A drinker who remains lodged in whatever conversation they entered, especially after the room has emptied. Tipton stayed by the overturned chair, thoroughly inbeinged, insisting he was still part of the evening. inbended adj. A drinker so far gone that the morning finds them folded inward around a cold glass of water. Aydann woke inbended beside the sink, arranged around a glass he had not managed to drink. inbetweenered adj. The condition of a drinker who occupies every awkward interval between last night and a usable morning. inbetweeninged adj. The drunkenness of one who spends the morning animating each movement between one piece of furniture and the next. inbirthed adj. Reduced by drink to discovering, from within the duvet, a new and considerably less capable self.