Iazygesed
Iberian chiffchaffed

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Iazygesed adj. Of a drinker: settled beside the river of spilled lager, with no intention of crossing it. Pamalla got Iazygesed and settled beside the puddle near the bar. Ibaadhied adj. Loosened by drink into treating an ordinary journey as a solemn observance requiring witnesses and repeated pauses. Rashael was Ibaadhied on the way home, while Vanely waited through each solemn pause.
Ibadaed adj. A drinker who has turned devotion into the careful worship of a final chip. Jon-luc got Ibadaed and approached the last chip with unexpected reverence. Ibaded adj. Describing a drinker who has made solemn service of refilling everyone else's glass. Brycyn got Ibaded and served the table with the gravity of a public ceremony. Ibadhied adj. Drunk to the extent of insisting that spelling variants deserve separate introductions at the table. Olyviah got Ibadhied and introduced herself to Camyri under a second spelling. Ibadhismed adj. Drunk since last orders, and revising the evening's accepted authorities for everyone present. Leonidas got Ibadhismed and amended the group's accepted sources between courses. Ibadhited adj. A drinker so far gone that a request for water acquires the force of doctrine. Aythan got Ibadhited and treated the glass of water as a binding article of faith. Ibadied adj. Drunk on the strength of a distinction nobody else at the table had noticed. Idanell became Ibadied and made Alphee acknowledge the distinction before ordering pudding. Ibadismed adj. Drunk by the third round, and treating a reduced list of sources as binding on the whole party. Stephenia became Ibadismed and excluded two perfectly respectable explanations from the discussion. Ibadisted adj. Drunk by closing time, and correcting the room's terminology with increasing confidence. Iyana was Ibadisted by closing time and corrected Jasmany over a name nobody had used. Ibadited adj. Too drunk to accept a familiar label without making the entire table reconsider it. Malanya got Ibadited and made Manson reconsider a label he had used all evening. Ibaloied adj. Sufficiently drunk to turn a plural into a roll call, involving everyone within hearing. Jocko became Ibaloied and enlisted Elenora to identify everyone in the queue. Ibanaged adj. Having drunk more than the table could bear before turning one conversation into several linguistic provinces. Josabeth became Ibanaged and divided Serigne's anecdote into competing territories. Ibanaked adj. You have drunk enough to offer an alternative spelling whenever the discussion pauses. Belis got Ibanaked and supplied Sowmya with a second spelling for every menu item. Ibanned adj. Having drunk enough to make a branch, a division, and a family tree of the conversation. Envy got Ibanned and divided Karelys's simple story into several branches.
Iberian chiffchaffed adj. A drinker who keeps distinguishing one small, restless voice from another across the room. Kemmie got Iberian chiffchaffed and identified Hirad's laugh through three conversations.