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incelhooded adj. Describing a drinker who has made a private philosophy of being left out of the round. Jery became incelhooded in the snug, interpreting every missed invitation as evidence. incelibacied adj. A drinker who has broken a solemn promise to remain sensible before the evening has properly begun. incelismed adj. A drinker so far gone that every empty chair is treated as a considered social position. Florentia became incelismed, explaining the unoccupied stool as a matter of principle. incelled (/ˈɪnˌsɛld/) adj. You have drunk enough to turn the corner of the bar into an online grievance forum. Anneelizabeth got incelled and treated the fruit machine's refusal as a personal injustice. incelosphered adj. The state of being drunk and enclosed within a private online grievance, even while sitting among friends. Glyniss sat incelosphered at the pub table, scrolling past invitations to join the quiz. incelspeaked adj. Reduced by drink to treating every pub conversation as evidence for a theory of romantic failure. Kamare was incelspeaked, turning a discussion about crisps into a lecture on desirability. incendiaried (/ɪnˈsɛn.dɪ.əɹ.id/) adj. Loosened by drink into a walking source of sparks, particularly near dry conversation and cheap upholstery. Calvon became incendiaried and made the quiet end of the bar suddenly seem unsafe. incendiarismed (/ɪnˈsɛndɪəɹɪzmd/) adj. Softened by drink into discussing the burning of property as though it were a harmless pub suggestion. Maketta became incendiarismed and proposed setting fire to the landlord's old noticeboard. incendiaristed adj. Sharpened by drink into identifying targets, causes and accelerants where the bar sees only furniture. Tedra grew incendiaristed beside the hearth, assessing the curtains with professional interest. incendigelled adj. Emboldened by drink to move through the pub with the slow, adhesive confidence of a bad idea. Ferna went incendigelled, sticking to each conversation and leaving the room warmer behind her. incendijelled adj. Slowed by drink to a sticky advance, taking several minutes to cross the space between two stools. Laisha became incendijelled, labouring towards the bar while retaining every loose crisp packet. incendivitied adj. Drunk and capable of igniting an argument from the smallest available remark. Makeisha grew incendivitied when someone questioned the playlist, and the whole table caught fire. incensationed adj. Having drunk more than the rite requires, and now presenting the offering personally. Camerino arrived incensationed, bearing a tumbler with the solemnity of a censer. incense boated adj. You are drunk and safeguarding the little vessel as though civilisation depended upon it. Myaire was incense boated, carrying the empty dish with ceremonial concentration. incense burnered adj. Of a drinker: slowly smoking, faintly fragrant, and no longer useful to the household. incense cedared adj. Of a drinker who has acquired the solemn fragrance of ancient timber and the judgement of a shed. Carime became incense cedared and stood among the coats like a venerable tree.