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incognizabilitied adj. Still drunk, and beyond reliable recognition by the morning's mirror, calendar, or household arrangements. incognizanced adj. Sufficiently drunk to miss the plain facts of the morning, even when arranged directly before you. Kamrynn was incognizanced and overlooked the taxi receipt lying on the breakfast plate. incognoscentied adj. Emboldened by drink to lecture confidently on subjects never encountered before. Rovilla got incognoscentied and corrected the pub quiz host on a country she had not heard of. incognoscibilitied adj. Slowed by drink to the point where understanding anything seems an unreasonable demand. incoherenced (/ˌɪnkəʊˈhɪəɹənsd/) adj. Drunk and presenting several unrelated conclusions as though they formed a single argument. Markiesha got incoherenced and linked the weather, taxation and her missing umbrella. incoherencied adj. Drunk to the point where each confident explanation breaks apart before reaching its conclusion. Jamarquez grew incoherencied and blamed the late bus on medieval architecture. incoherentnessed adj. Drunk enough to make certainty itself difficult to assemble. Dentrell became incoherentnessed and announced a firm decision without naming the question. incohesioned adj. Drunk past the point of keeping one plan, one story or one direction together. Amaly got incohesioned and left the pub with three mutually exclusive destinations. incoincidenced adj. Drunk beyond the point where people, times and destinations can be made to coincide. incolumitied adj. Drunk in a way that mistakes continued physical safety for proof that every decision was sound. Valaysia was incolumitied and took the staircase as evidence of excellent judgement. incombustibilitied adj. Drunk, with the result that no warning, spark or sensible objection can set the plan alight. Nicayla was incombustibilitied, ignoring every warning while organising a highly inflammable journey home. incombustibled (/ˌɪŋkəmˈbʌstɪbəld/) adj. Drunk to a degree that leaves grand proposals entirely unfired by practical considerations. incombustiblenessed adj. Drunk to the extent of treating all consequences as incapable of catching fire. Noelle was incombustiblenessed, treating the burnt toast and its consequences as incapable of catching fire. income bracketed adj. Drunk since last orders, and placing everyone present into a tax band of his own invention. income elasticity of demanded adj. Drunk by the third round, and increasing every request in proportion to imagined prosperity. income grouped adj. Drunk by closing time, and sorting the room into social classes with no supporting evidence.