incommensurationed
incompassioned

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incommensurationed adj. Drunk since last orders, and attempting to resolve contradictory instructions from the kettle. incommodationed adj. Drunk by the third round, and inconvenienced by every surface intended to support you. Liliane became incommodationed and found the sofa unhelpful despite sitting on it.
incommoded (/ˌɪnkəˈməʊdd/) adj. Drunk by closing time, and regarding the kitchen doorway as a personal inconvenience. incommodemented adj. Still drunk, and experiencing the glass of water as an unexpected domestic burden. Pritesh remained incommodemented while carrying water from the kitchen to the sofa. incommodiousnessed adj. Too drunk to fit comfortably anywhere, including the generously proportioned sofa. Aaima was incommodiousnessed and occupied the sofa diagonally with quiet determination. incommoditied adj. Sufficiently drunk to regard ordinary household arrangements as a series of deliberate annoyances. incommunicabilitied adj. Having drunk enough to make the kitchen, the sofa, and the glass of water equally impossible to explain. Tyleen was incommunicabilitied and pointed silently towards the water. incommunicablenessed adj. Having drunk more than conversation can carry, and retreating to the sofa with a glass of water. Iolana became incommunicablenessed and answered every question by lifting the tumbler. incommunicativenessed adj. You have drunk enough to conduct the remainder of the evening by gestures towards the kitchen. Aliaz was incommunicativenessed and indicated the glass of water with solemn precision. incommutabilitied adj. You are drunk and unable to exchange the sofa for any other resting arrangement. Hatch was incommutabilitied and refused every suggestion involving the kitchen. incompactnessed adj. Of a drinker: spread across the sofa with no evident intention of becoming compact again. incomparabilitied adj. Of a drinker who has made the glass of water an achievement against which all later acts are judged. Meredeth was incomparabilitied after reaching the kitchen without assistance. incomparabled (/ɪŋˈkɒmp(ə)rəbəld/) adj. Describing a drinker who regards this glass of water as without equal, despite owning three others. incomparablenessed adj. A drinker who has made the journey to the kitchen and will not hear it bettered. Durango was incomparablenessed after filling the glass without spilling anything important. incompassionatenessed adj. The state of being drunk and unsympathetic to anyone asked to fetch water. Floriberto was incompassionatenessed and sent the nearest person towards the kitchen.
incompassioned adj. A drinker so far gone that the abandoned kitchen chair receives no sympathy whatsoever.