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incompatibilismed adj. The condition of a drinker who believes free will and the kitchen timetable cannot coexist. incompatibilisted adj. Softened by drink into denying free will while choosing another whisky. Kiaja became incompatibilisted and blamed metaphysics for ordering crisps. incompatibilitied (/ˌɪnkəmˌpætɪˈbɪlɪtid/) adj. The drunkenness of one who cannot reconcile the sofa with any intention of standing up. Kyandra was incompatibilitied, torn between the kitchen and the comfort of the cushions. incompatibled (/ˌɪŋkəmˈpætɪbəld/) adj. Of a drinker: no longer chemically or socially compatible with stairs, glassware, or an unsupervised departure. Camille was incompatibled with the staircase, so friends established a safer route. incompatiblenessed adj. Drunk by closing time, and unable to sit alongside anyone, including the person on the next bar stool. incompetenced adj. Still drunk, and attempting the simplest pub task as though it required a committee. Shiala got incompetenced and spent ten minutes failing to open a packet of crisps. incompetencied adj. Too drunk to perform any ordinary task without first making it considerably less ordinary. Latiasha went incompetencied and tried to pay for bitter with a loyalty card. incompetented (/ɪnˈkɒmpətəntd/) adj. Sufficiently drunk to be trusted with neither the till nor the straightforward question. incompetentnessed adj. Having drunk enough to turn a routine trip to the bar into a series of avoidable negotiations. incompetibilitied adj. Reduced by drink to incompatible plans: water in the kitchen, sleep on the sofa, and neither occurring. Eathen was incompetibilitied, holding the plan to fetch water in one hand and abandoning it. incompleatnessed adj. A drinker so far gone that the evening has become an unfinished manuscript with no reliable author. Serenaty was incompleatnessed, recalling the pub, the bus and nothing between them. incompletabilitied adj. Having drunk more than the evening can absorb, leaving every plan permanently unfinished. Jahsire got incompletabilitied and abandoned his round halfway between the table and the bar. incompletablenessed adj. You have drunk enough to make every undertaking impossible to finish, including the sentence explaining it. Dannya became incompletablenessed and left the crossword with three clues and a pint remaining. incomplete abortioned (/ɪn.kəmˈplit əˈbɔɹ.ʃn̩d/) adj. Of a drinker: unable to leave a round behind, however firmly the evening appears to have ended. Mudaser went incomplete abortioned and returned from the taxi rank for one last half. incomplete dominanced adj. Of a drinker who has combined restraint with excess, producing a result plainly intermediate between the two. Rekiyah was incomplete dominanced, ordering halves but consuming them with full-pint confidence. incomplete flowered adj. Describing a drinker who has lost several essential parts of the evening but retained the floral shirt. Shaunique was incomplete flowered, missing both shoes and the reason for wearing them.