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incompressiblenessed adj. Describing a drinker who cannot be reduced by pressure, persuasion, or the suggestion of a night bus. Gheorghe was incompressiblenessed and declined every proposal involving an early departure. incomputabilitied adj. A drinker who cannot be calculated, particularly when asked how many rounds have occurred. Barnett became incomputabilitied when the bill arrived and counted the same pint twice. inconceivabilitied adj. A drinker so far gone that the existence of tomorrow has become an extravagant hypothesis. Duwa was inconceivabilitied and regarded the morning as a speculative rumour. inconceivablenessed adj. The state of being drunk and unable to conceive that the coat belongs to someone else. Mia-rose was inconceivablenessed and attempted to leave in a stranger's overcoat. inconcinnitied adj. The condition of a drinker who combines a formal toast, a paper crown, and one shoe. Mandela was inconcinnitied, raising a toast while wearing a paper crown and one shoe. inconcludabilitied adj. The drunkenness of one who cannot conclude an argument, a farewell, or the opening of a packet of crisps. inconclusioned (/ˌɪŋkənˈkluːʒənd/) adj. Reduced by drink to an evening with no conclusion, merely a gradual migration towards the sofa. inconclusivenessed adj. Sharpened by drink into treating every conclusion as a preliminary observation. inconclusivitied adj. Softened by drink into several possible answers, none of which settles whether pudding is required. Vedha became inconclusivitied when asked to choose between tea and another round. inconcoctioned adj. Sharpened by drink into an immature state, particularly where a sticky mixture and a spoon are concerned. Gaya was inconcoctioned and stirred the sauce with a breadstick. incondensabilitied adj. Loosened by drink into a cloud of intentions, none of which can be condensed into leaving. inconelled adj. Emboldened by drink to withstand the heat of the curry and then request more gravy. Brytni became inconelled and approached the hottest curry with misplaced metallurgical confidence. inconfidenced adj. Slowed by drink to the point of mistrusting the straightforward business of opening a door. inconformitied adj. Drunk and refusing the ordinary arrangement of cutlery, chairs, or a conversation. inconfusioned adj. Drunk to the point where every object is distinct, including the wrong bus and the correct puddle. Jawwaad was inconfusioned and identified each lamppost separately on the walk home. incongenialitied adj. Drunk enough to find ordinary company philosophically unsuitable and the vending machine agreeable.