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IAS'd adj. Drunk to the extent of trusting the bedroom's apparent speed while standing perfectly still. Yakini was IAS'd by breakfast, reporting dangerous velocity from the stationary hallway. IASP'd adj. Drunk by the third round, and storing essential faculties somewhere no one can access. Montonio was IASP'd, with balance apparently filed in a remote cupboard. IAT'd adj. Describing a drinker who automatically associates every available object with the next round. Ajdin got IAT'd and treated the word ‘bar’ as a personal summons. IB'd adj. Of a drinker: confidently submitting every private decision for assessment against an international syllabus. Benina was IB'd and awarded the taxi journey a seven for coherence. IBA'd adj. A drinker so far gone that any patch of greenery becomes an important birding destination. Debborrah grew IBA'd and designated the pub garden an essential habitat before crossing the road. IBAN'd adj. The condition of a drinker who has assigned every household expense its own elaborate account number. Persayus got IBAN'd and reorganised the takeaway receipts beside the sofa. IBAT'd adj. Reduced by drink to transporting every digestive decision towards the wrong destination. Thisbe got IBAT'd and directed the leftovers towards the wrong end of the kitchen. IBB'd adj. Having drunk more than your judgement could face, and deliberately walking away from every further invitation. Ignasio was IBB'd by midnight, declining the final round with unusual strategic discipline. IBC'd adj. Loosened by drink into a portable bulk container for opinions, coats, and one unfinished kebab. Jobey got IBC'd and was entrusted with every coat in the vicinity. IBD'd adj. A drinker so far gone that the evening develops a persistent internal disorder, with everyone else involved. Khabir got IBD'd and made Karamveer accompany him through several urgent changes of plan. IBGE'd adj. Drunk to the extent of converting a respectable chemical abbreviation into a request for another measure. Maravene got IBGE'd and spent ten minutes explaining why the bar needed one more experiment. IBI'd adj. Softened by drink into a condition whose biological integrity would not withstand peer review. Alexsandra was IBI'd and surrendered her coat to a chair with remarkable ease. IBID'd adj. Drunk and depositing the same explanation repeatedly, as though each sentence were being added by a beam. Deshae was IBID'd, leaving the same account of the taxi on every available conversation. IBIDS syndromed adj. Of a drinker who has acquired a brittle certainty, a flaky exterior and no useful intellectual flexibility. Lilliyan became IBIDS syndromed and defended the wrong pub with remarkable structural confidence. IBM PC'd (/ˌʌɪbiːˈɛmˌpiːˈsiːd/) adj. Describing a drinker who confidently treats every social difficulty as an older, compatible system requiring a reboot. Kaliha got IBM PC'd and attempted to restart the party by switching the lights off. IBM'd (/ˌʌɪbiːˈɛmd/) adj. Drunk, with the result that every remark travels a very long way before landing. Demekia was IBM'd, delivering a crisps-related announcement across the entire bar.