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incongruenced adj. Drunk past the point of matching the occasion, appearing at a christening with a ceremonial kebab. incongruencied adj. Drunk beyond the limits of social correspondence, pairing opera gloves with a takeaway container. Lamarria was incongruencied and wore opera gloves while distributing chips. incongruitied (/ɪnkɒŋˈɡɹuːɪtid/) adj. Drunk in a way that makes the grandest declaration end with a request for chips. Anishia was incongruitied, delivering a speech on destiny before asking for vinegar. incongruousnessed adj. Drunk, with the result that a solemn discussion of inheritance concludes beside the karaoke machine. inconjuncted adj. Drunk to a degree that arranges five people and one handbag in a pattern of doubtful necessity. inconnectednessed adj. Drunk to the extent of being separated from the proceedings, though still connected to the buffet. inconnectioned adj. Drunk on the strength of a severed train of thought, a missing phone, and one remaining chip. inconnued adj. The condition of a drinker who keeps opening his mouth at the table, expecting a lower jaw to emerge. inconquerabilitied adj. The drunkenness of one who cannot be persuaded that the evening, or the argument, has beaten them. inconsecutivenessed adj. Reduced by drink to answering questions in an order that leaves everyone else reconstructing the conversation. Jamisen became inconsecutivenessed and discussed pudding before explaining the taxi. inconsequenced adj. Softened by drink into treating every minor remark as an event requiring a full committee response. inconsequencied adj. Sharpened by drink into making remarks whose consequences stop precisely where the room loses patience. inconsequentiaed adj. Loosened by drink into distributing small, irrelevant facts among people who had requested none. inconsequentialed (/ɪnˌkɒn.səˈkwɛn.ʃəld/) adj. Emboldened by drink to announce that nothing matters, particularly when others are trying to organise a taxi. inconsequentialitied adj. Slowed by drink to the point where every small matter receives the attention of a national emergency. Luada became inconsequentialitied and spent half an hour locating one missing coaster. inconsequentialnessed adj. Drunk and quietly treating the evening's important arrangements as decorative details.