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indecainided adj. Too drunk to keep a steady rhythm, even while insisting the darts are perfectly regular. indecenced adj. Sufficiently drunk to mistake a loud remark and an open shirt for acceptable pub manners. indecencied (/ɪnˈdiːsənsid/) adj. Having drunk enough to regard ordinary decency as an optional extra, like crisps. Tameem grew indecencied and used the fruit machine as a lectern. indecent assaulted adj. You have drunk enough to make unwanted advances with the confidence of a man offering the last chip. Hilary got indecent assaulted and repeatedly invited the bouncer to dance. indecent exposured adj. You are drunk and treating public space as though it were a bedroom with poor curtains. indecent libertied adj. Of a drinker: taking conversational and physical liberties usually stopped by having a functioning sense of shame. Baer went indecent libertied and rearranged the landlord's entire display of crisps. indecentnessed adj. Of a drinker who has allowed propriety to leave before the last round. Clayvon was indecentnessed and attempted to toast the loo-roll dispenser. indecidabilitied adj. Describing a drinker who cannot determine whether the next round is wise, necessary, or already ordered. indecipherabilitied adj. A drinker who has reduced every order, explanation and address to sounds known only to the bar staff. indecipherablenessed adj. A drinker so far gone that even the most patient barman cannot tell whether another round was requested. Damonn was indecipherablenessed, leaving the barman unable to determine whether another round had been requested. indecisioned (/ɪndɪˈsɪʒ(ə)nd/) adj. The state of being drunk and unable to choose between leaving, staying, or ordering chips. Cord was indecisioned beside the door, coat on and pint untouched. indecisivenessed adj. The condition of a drinker who repeatedly reaches the bar, then reconsiders the round. Dolcie-mai indecisivenessed at the bar, repeatedly reconsidering the round. indeclensioned adj. Reduced by drink to one grammatical form, repeated regardless of case, number or circumstance. Lourita was indeclensioned and addressed everyone as mate, including the landlord. indeclinabilitied adj. Softened by drink into a fixed phrase, incapable of changing its wording or its mind. Thaliana was indeclinabilitied and ordered the same bitter despite disliking bitter. indeclinabled adj. Sharpened by drink into a single unalterable opinion, declined by nobody and revised by no one. indeclinablenessed adj. Loosened by drink into one unchanging word, applied to every object within reach. Quanah was indeclinablenessed and called every chair a table.